motherteresa

Ladies night rocked.

The time change does not rock.

I drank way too much, had a big group of guys ask if I wanted to fight because they were all up on my friends and I told them to back off, made a new girl friend, danced my ass off and made it to bed at 7am.

Yeah these asshole guys were way too up close and personal so I was asked by the girls to tell them to back off, so I did, but what I said exactly was "Can you please back the fuck up off my bitches?" it was hilarious. They then told my friends that I called them my bitches, which had been a running joke of the night, thinking that they would be mad at me, which of course they weren't. My pals told the guys that they were my bitches and not theirs. It escalated to a bit of a yelling match and eventually the guys dry-humped each other...good time, good times. Once I was fed up with them...after the fight threat, I simply told them to get off of us or get kicked out...after all, as I explained to them, who will get the boot first, a group of hot girls or some asshole guys.