Edited to update the ongoing and slightly entertaining sags
The boy just called me to let me know that a person that we both used to work with and occasionally hang out with sent him a message through myspace saying how we had both turned into a couple of slutsWTF! First, he is one of those people who have a shitload of myspace friends, but has no friends in real life, for example when he has a party only like 8 people total ever show up (and thats a huge bash for him). He also likes to get married within a month of meeting someone and just end up unhappy and divorced.
JW responded to him by saying that it seems like he may be a little jealous and that hes sorry, but he doesnt want to just settle down and marry every skirt that shows him some attention.
Why do people think they have any right to judge someone elses sexuality? If you arent hurting or even involving them then they just need to stay out of it.
Well, the ass wrote back to JW:
Jealous? Me? LOL, dude...what I did in my life is far more valuable then you will ever do. Thank you for the spell check, so I hit a space bar. People like you fuck up the society and its morals, and then you wonder why US is becoming so intoxicated with lack of values. I am not judging you, so relax, I was just letting you have my opinion...that's all. I never said anything about marriage, not sure where that came from. What you do is you business. Good luck with your ventures. Hit me up when you are 40, then maybe you will realize.
JW then responded:
Values? Why dont you go get another divorce then married again a couple more times and we'll start talking values again- I don't judge your shit and have always supported you when not many people ever did, so for you to all of a sudden waltz into my space and start being a dick, then you wonder why four people show up when you have a get-together. get a life bono.
Everyone should go be his myspace friend since that is all that he has in life.
He considers himself one of the "beautiful people". He thinks that he is insanely attractive and that he looks like and is a rockstar. He drives a sports car.
He has no real life friends. He is on his second marriage in less than 2 years. He decided before meeting his 1st that he was going to marry the next person he met. He married his 1st after knowing her a couple of months. She had a kid and he took on the role of step-father only to kick both of them out of his life almost as quickly as they came into it. He married this one after knowing her for a month and getting her pregnant. She didn't have a greencard and was going to be deported without getting married. Hes already looking for his next victimerbride.
He is in love with being in love, not with anyone in particular but himself. He is already unhappy with his wife and advertises himself online as singleincluding on some internet matchmaking sites. (Im the one with no morals
)
He wants you to love himhe wants everyone to adore himall the while hes just pissed that I wouldnt fuck him.
So I e-mailed him this message through myspace:
I'm glad to hear that you have recently appointed yourself a member of the moral police...funny coming from someone who is married, but advetises himself as single.
Bart's Details
Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Congrats on winning contradiction of the day!
He then responded with these two messages:
You see, I can take this with humor and laugh my ass off. LOL!
Josh on the other hand couldn't handle little negative feedback nor he welcomes other people's opinions, or what they think. Perhaps you are more understanding and accept my apology for just speaking my mind. I am a simple guy, friend or no friend, if shit stinks, I will let you know that it stinks.... indeed.
I certainly didn't want a big drama out of this. I was kidding with him in the original message but he took it to heart.
I always thought of you and Josh as cool peeps, but we all change and our opinions or way of life change too. What you do is your thing, I was just trying to tell him what I think of it....that's all. If both of you cannot take criticism, then you are the one with a problem. But...I am also glad you wrote me because now I know who is the man in your relationship
(kidding--i guess i have to specify). Oh...and as far as me....I was never married to any of my wives. I never went thru a single divorce. It was staged. But due to undelying circumstances and confidentiality, I cannot disclose to you the details. Let's just say....I worked for an agency. But now...I am retired. I am not working anywhere, just investing my saved up money and moving it around.
All in all....no ill feelings.
--bart--
and this
And you both removed yourselves from my friend's list...LOL !
Because I need you to be my friend like I need an asshole on my elbow.
too funny...thanks for putting a smile on my face
To which I responded with this:
At least I have relationships with people in real life. We both only have people on our friends lists that we actually know in real life...we aren't friend/girl collectors like some people on this site. We don't talk or hang out with you so, no, we don't give a shit what your opinion is and therefore don't need your name on some meaningless list.
Besides, you wouldn't want someone on your friends list that you know in real life...after all, we know who you really are. I mean with your past life as a secret agent and all, you wouldn't want your identity to be compromised.
As for offering your opinion, you are the one who claims to be a christian...doesn't that mean you should deal with your issues before getting involved with other people's lives????
So, is your daugher a figment too...you are too much.
His last e-mail to me:
Unfortunately I cannot put myself out there in real life as a whole. yes...I do live 2 seperate lives, and sometimes it is rather difficult to distinguish which is which. I even get confused sometimes...
Some people are so much fun
The boy just called me to let me know that a person that we both used to work with and occasionally hang out with sent him a message through myspace saying how we had both turned into a couple of slutsWTF! First, he is one of those people who have a shitload of myspace friends, but has no friends in real life, for example when he has a party only like 8 people total ever show up (and thats a huge bash for him). He also likes to get married within a month of meeting someone and just end up unhappy and divorced.
JW responded to him by saying that it seems like he may be a little jealous and that hes sorry, but he doesnt want to just settle down and marry every skirt that shows him some attention.
Why do people think they have any right to judge someone elses sexuality? If you arent hurting or even involving them then they just need to stay out of it.
Well, the ass wrote back to JW:
Jealous? Me? LOL, dude...what I did in my life is far more valuable then you will ever do. Thank you for the spell check, so I hit a space bar. People like you fuck up the society and its morals, and then you wonder why US is becoming so intoxicated with lack of values. I am not judging you, so relax, I was just letting you have my opinion...that's all. I never said anything about marriage, not sure where that came from. What you do is you business. Good luck with your ventures. Hit me up when you are 40, then maybe you will realize.
JW then responded:
Values? Why dont you go get another divorce then married again a couple more times and we'll start talking values again- I don't judge your shit and have always supported you when not many people ever did, so for you to all of a sudden waltz into my space and start being a dick, then you wonder why four people show up when you have a get-together. get a life bono.
Everyone should go be his myspace friend since that is all that he has in life.
He considers himself one of the "beautiful people". He thinks that he is insanely attractive and that he looks like and is a rockstar. He drives a sports car.
He has no real life friends. He is on his second marriage in less than 2 years. He decided before meeting his 1st that he was going to marry the next person he met. He married his 1st after knowing her a couple of months. She had a kid and he took on the role of step-father only to kick both of them out of his life almost as quickly as they came into it. He married this one after knowing her for a month and getting her pregnant. She didn't have a greencard and was going to be deported without getting married. Hes already looking for his next victimerbride.
He is in love with being in love, not with anyone in particular but himself. He is already unhappy with his wife and advertises himself online as singleincluding on some internet matchmaking sites. (Im the one with no morals
)
He wants you to love himhe wants everyone to adore himall the while hes just pissed that I wouldnt fuck him.
So I e-mailed him this message through myspace:
I'm glad to hear that you have recently appointed yourself a member of the moral police...funny coming from someone who is married, but advetises himself as single.
Bart's Details
Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Congrats on winning contradiction of the day!
He then responded with these two messages:
You see, I can take this with humor and laugh my ass off. LOL!
Josh on the other hand couldn't handle little negative feedback nor he welcomes other people's opinions, or what they think. Perhaps you are more understanding and accept my apology for just speaking my mind. I am a simple guy, friend or no friend, if shit stinks, I will let you know that it stinks.... indeed.
I certainly didn't want a big drama out of this. I was kidding with him in the original message but he took it to heart.
I always thought of you and Josh as cool peeps, but we all change and our opinions or way of life change too. What you do is your thing, I was just trying to tell him what I think of it....that's all. If both of you cannot take criticism, then you are the one with a problem. But...I am also glad you wrote me because now I know who is the man in your relationship
(kidding--i guess i have to specify). Oh...and as far as me....I was never married to any of my wives. I never went thru a single divorce. It was staged. But due to undelying circumstances and confidentiality, I cannot disclose to you the details. Let's just say....I worked for an agency. But now...I am retired. I am not working anywhere, just investing my saved up money and moving it around.
All in all....no ill feelings.
--bart--
and this
And you both removed yourselves from my friend's list...LOL !
Because I need you to be my friend like I need an asshole on my elbow.
too funny...thanks for putting a smile on my face
To which I responded with this:
At least I have relationships with people in real life. We both only have people on our friends lists that we actually know in real life...we aren't friend/girl collectors like some people on this site. We don't talk or hang out with you so, no, we don't give a shit what your opinion is and therefore don't need your name on some meaningless list.
Besides, you wouldn't want someone on your friends list that you know in real life...after all, we know who you really are. I mean with your past life as a secret agent and all, you wouldn't want your identity to be compromised.
As for offering your opinion, you are the one who claims to be a christian...doesn't that mean you should deal with your issues before getting involved with other people's lives????
So, is your daugher a figment too...you are too much.
His last e-mail to me:
Unfortunately I cannot put myself out there in real life as a whole. yes...I do live 2 seperate lives, and sometimes it is rather difficult to distinguish which is which. I even get confused sometimes...
Some people are so much fun
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Okay, so I came back as promised to comment on this drama...and I'm fucking speechless.
Damn...just...
Grade-A certified nutbar, fo' sho'. And he can take his ideas about everyone's sexuality, fold 'em up 'til they're all corners, and shove 'em up his arse.