So, I decided to try to write a proper update for the first time in several days.
This weekend was quite the busy, drunken, ordeal filled hodge-podge.
Friday:
Held an impromptu wedding for former member Pyro, a birthday party for MarinaDenise, a welcome back and going away again party for SeanDave, and a Fuck New Years party. This drunken party was held in the clubhouse of my apartment building and for once we had so much shit left over that we didnt have to buy anything for the New Years soiree the next evening. We had cake, lots of booze, crappy microwavable foods, homemade apple pie liquor, cheesy wedding table decorations, confetti, and who the fuck knows what else
I finally made it into bed as the sun was rising.
Saturday:
Woke up to the phone ringing at 11am - it was the boys brother. He was supposed to tell us about one of the nephews birthday party being held at 2pm that day, but had forgotten. We were hung over, tired, and had not planned on being anywhere, especially and 6 year-olds birthday party, but his family being the drama filled cult that it is, we decided to attend in order to keep the peace with the adults bad fucking idea!
Cut to the kids party
We arrived a few minutes after 2, before the brother who called us even showed, and were greeted by JWs mom, with one of her snide looks and comments. JW and I quickly made our way outside and attempted to play/teach baseball with the bounty of children. Before presents and cake there was already drama, drama, dramathen came presents. Next a yelling JWs mom, her calling me a bitch who ruined the entire family, us trying to leave, me saying fuck you and other harsh personal shit to JWs oldest brother (this is his brother who has a history of abusing the other, much younger siblings and my exact quote was So its okay to fuck your little sisters and beat the shit out of your little brothers, but we cant have a different opinionIm glad to be out of here!) and JWs official disownment. Woo-hoo, I love kids birthday parties, they are such innocent fun.
Cut to drive to New Years Eve soiree with one of JWs sisters riding with us
JWs sister gets a cell call from the mom saying that she feels betrayed that she is hanging out with us (we hang out all of the time and JW have hung out together on a regular basis since forever). JWs sister tells the mom that she refuses to choose between her mother and her brotherthe mothers says you just chose and hangs-up. The mom is one crazy bitch
The mom then calls another sister and disowns her too because she also refused to choose. I swear this woman is truly mentally unstable. The mom is also saying that I called her a stupid bitch. I never called her thathell I didnt even curse at hersure I thought it, but now I wish I would have said itafter all you might as well do something if you are going to be accused of itright?
Finally arrived at the ever so lovely Norma_jeans place for a small New Years Eve soiree around 10pm. It was good friends, left-over party supplies from the night before, illegal explosives, police, verbal war with frat boys at another building, Paul Porn, and fun!
Sunday:
Arrive at home a little after 6am. JWs sister slept on our couch, but was gone before we woke up, which was not until almost 1pm. Got up and ate some food, watched some TV, napped and just had a relaxing chill day.
Summary:
Party
Sleep
Drama
JW taking a stand against crazy bitch mother
JW being closer than ever before
Friends
Party
Sleep
Relaxing easy Sunday
And, oh yeah, a lot of really good sex throughout
So far the new year is kicking major ass
This weekend was quite the busy, drunken, ordeal filled hodge-podge.
Friday:
Held an impromptu wedding for former member Pyro, a birthday party for MarinaDenise, a welcome back and going away again party for SeanDave, and a Fuck New Years party. This drunken party was held in the clubhouse of my apartment building and for once we had so much shit left over that we didnt have to buy anything for the New Years soiree the next evening. We had cake, lots of booze, crappy microwavable foods, homemade apple pie liquor, cheesy wedding table decorations, confetti, and who the fuck knows what else
I finally made it into bed as the sun was rising.
Saturday:
Woke up to the phone ringing at 11am - it was the boys brother. He was supposed to tell us about one of the nephews birthday party being held at 2pm that day, but had forgotten. We were hung over, tired, and had not planned on being anywhere, especially and 6 year-olds birthday party, but his family being the drama filled cult that it is, we decided to attend in order to keep the peace with the adults bad fucking idea!
Cut to the kids party
We arrived a few minutes after 2, before the brother who called us even showed, and were greeted by JWs mom, with one of her snide looks and comments. JW and I quickly made our way outside and attempted to play/teach baseball with the bounty of children. Before presents and cake there was already drama, drama, dramathen came presents. Next a yelling JWs mom, her calling me a bitch who ruined the entire family, us trying to leave, me saying fuck you and other harsh personal shit to JWs oldest brother (this is his brother who has a history of abusing the other, much younger siblings and my exact quote was So its okay to fuck your little sisters and beat the shit out of your little brothers, but we cant have a different opinionIm glad to be out of here!) and JWs official disownment. Woo-hoo, I love kids birthday parties, they are such innocent fun.
Cut to drive to New Years Eve soiree with one of JWs sisters riding with us
JWs sister gets a cell call from the mom saying that she feels betrayed that she is hanging out with us (we hang out all of the time and JW have hung out together on a regular basis since forever). JWs sister tells the mom that she refuses to choose between her mother and her brotherthe mothers says you just chose and hangs-up. The mom is one crazy bitch
The mom then calls another sister and disowns her too because she also refused to choose. I swear this woman is truly mentally unstable. The mom is also saying that I called her a stupid bitch. I never called her thathell I didnt even curse at hersure I thought it, but now I wish I would have said itafter all you might as well do something if you are going to be accused of itright?
Finally arrived at the ever so lovely Norma_jeans place for a small New Years Eve soiree around 10pm. It was good friends, left-over party supplies from the night before, illegal explosives, police, verbal war with frat boys at another building, Paul Porn, and fun!
Sunday:
Arrive at home a little after 6am. JWs sister slept on our couch, but was gone before we woke up, which was not until almost 1pm. Got up and ate some food, watched some TV, napped and just had a relaxing chill day.
Summary:
Party
Sleep
Drama
JW taking a stand against crazy bitch mother
JW being closer than ever before
Friends
Party
Sleep
Relaxing easy Sunday
And, oh yeah, a lot of really good sex throughout
So far the new year is kicking major ass
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The drama must wear you out! You are a very good person to put up with it!
Happy New Year, Sweetie!
PaulPorn.