Happy 4th of July everyone....
I'll catch you all up on life a bit later. I have one last dress to finish by tomorrow, and then I can breathe a bit again
Have a great week!
M
PS: Just for a giggle.....
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
I'll catch you all up on life a bit later. I have one last dress to finish by tomorrow, and then I can breathe a bit again
Have a great week!
M
PS: Just for a giggle.....
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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towman501:
actually, I passed, but I'll take the bed next to yours anyway. it could lead to some great conversations. 
sibby:
ummm....I have to take the padded room...away from all sharp objects at this point and time....