mortuusnox

I'm needing to find Headless/Heartless a gig, but everyone wants a demo before we play. Well, the places that ask for a cover charge. I know I can get us into this local bar if I can ever make contact with them. For some reason, their phone didn't work this last weekend. I went there on Sunday and they were closed. Maybe today? How did being in a band become a job? Where are all of my groupies? Why can't I shoot laser beams out of my eyes? Who is that stirring my hive? What is it that makes tootsie pops so addictive? When do I get my virginity back? Does that cover it all? no.
list of goals:
sex with a girl with a shaved head
sex with someone with dreads
feel a fake boob, whatever sex it's attatched too
feel a fake and a real boob at the same time