mortuusnox

its been awhile since i last updated. i finally aquired a real job. i am now a boarders cashier. the cashier position should only be temporary and i should get to move somewhere else once i've proven my worth. it seems like a fun place to work. the people are nice and i'm about as old as all of my bosses. i have been going through orientation for the last couple of days and that has kept me busy. i start working the register for real on saturday.
last saturday i went to oakland and saw, for the first time ever, the rocky horror picture show. it was extremely fun. everyone who went dressed in drag and three of us were virgins.

i'm sure most of you have been to a show before, but i'm going to explain our initiation because i believe they are all slightly different. while waiting in line, one of the people from the rhps made all of us virgins form a seperate line to get decorated. somehow i ended up being first. the girl wrote a v on my fore head and both of my cheeks, then wrote "cum" on my chin with lipstick. then she said "bite or lick?" of coarse i said bite and she laid into my neck. this was no playfull snip either, she almost opened my jugular. so then we all went inside and got our seats. this place had real couches as apposed to those crappy theatre folding chairs. we bought our rhps survival kits for a buck. they included noise makers, toilette paper, toast, and playing cards. no squirt guns or newspapers at this show a mc came onto the stage and had all of the virgins come up. we were told to face the screen, with our backs to the audience and shake our booties to the music. while shakin my money maker, the mc touched my shoulder. after the music stopped, he instructed everone who wasnt tapped off the stage. those of us who remained were paired off and made to play out a sex scene. one person got a sponge bob square pants doll to defile and the othere was given a mike to fake an orgasm. my partner and i tied for first, (i was the one with the mike), and we were judged by crowd applause. we didn't win, but i was told by many that my fake orgasm sounded the best. the show started and the transexual train wreck begun. it was a very fun evening and i look forward to doing it again soon. anyone else out there who hasn't been, go, it is way worth the seven bucks.
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