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mortricia

Bayville, Jersey

Member Since 2006

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Monday May 29, 2006

May 29, 2006
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Saturday night was insane. I was at my friend Yanexy's bachlorette party. We got her a stripper. That was more crazy than I expected. In his picture he looked like Rico Suave, but holy shit this guy looked like Micheal Jackson!
I laughed so hard that I was crying.

He rubbed his little sweaty black thonged ass all over everyone.. yuck.. Most of the spanish girls there, were grabbing him like crazy! He was so gross and they were loving every inch of him. I couldn't believe it!

If and when I every get married, I DO NOT want a stripper.
I would rather have a huge paintball fight.
or something crazy like that.


ughhh.. I have 2 days off and I am resting, I have 2 weddings to go to in the next week, plus taking the cat to the vet, and work. I will be exhausted.

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