I've been 30 for a week and I"m still alive to tell the tale
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY: IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
First of all Congrats to my friend Tovi for going Pink! I can say I knew her when, even though it was maybe only a month before hah.
I turned 30 last week. We had a party/cookout with good food, good friends, good beer, and a little drama which could've been avoided if my mother could install a filtration system between her brain and her mouth. The after party was bitchin: good friends, good weed and some Eddie Izzard. Like a sunburnt pecker, you just can't beat it.
Upon spending some time with myself, not so much reflecting but just thinking aobut shit, I got overwhelmed with one of my feelings. I dunno how or why this happens but at random times I get completely overwhelmed with sadness, happiness, fear, etc. This time it was a feeling of a new leaf being turned over in my life. That 30 isn't a number, it's not me getting old, it's a whole new chapter in my life: a clean slate if you will. Say goodbye to the BS of my 20s and hello awesomeness of my 30s. Plus Chris raised a good point: I'm 30 and can say I'm having sex with a guy in his 20s LOL.
Coby's new favorite word is "truck". He over enunciates the "ck" sound so it's absolutely hilarious when he says it. Our neighbor has a big blue monster truck that he parks next to my car adn Coby saw him yesterday, pointed at him and said, "Truck!" I had to almost die laughing. Chris and I took Coby to the beach today to run around then to dinner afterward where I had the most amazing calzone I've ever had in my life! I consider myself a pizza snob, so coming from me that's pretty amazing.
So I had the most random experience at Stop & Shop today. I got out of my car, decked in my Morpunkthanu garb, and I'm walking toward the entrance when I hear "Hey Sweetheart, Sweetheart you'd understand!" So I, thinking "Oh boy here we go", turn toward the voice and I see a Hispanic guy around my age standing there holding a chihuahua and not wearing any shoes. I asked him what's up and he goes "My girlfriend has been in there for like an hour and I'm TRIPPING BALLS and need a cigarette, do you have one?" So I gave him one and proceeded to enter the store 1. Wondering where his gf was and 2. Laughing hysterically to myself as I have been in that situation numerous times in my life and thinking maybe he observed me as some sort of punk rock, blonde haloed archangel of mercy.
That being said, I'm gonna go see some of you in chat now. Cellar door
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY: IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
First of all Congrats to my friend Tovi for going Pink! I can say I knew her when, even though it was maybe only a month before hah.
I turned 30 last week. We had a party/cookout with good food, good friends, good beer, and a little drama which could've been avoided if my mother could install a filtration system between her brain and her mouth. The after party was bitchin: good friends, good weed and some Eddie Izzard. Like a sunburnt pecker, you just can't beat it.
Upon spending some time with myself, not so much reflecting but just thinking aobut shit, I got overwhelmed with one of my feelings. I dunno how or why this happens but at random times I get completely overwhelmed with sadness, happiness, fear, etc. This time it was a feeling of a new leaf being turned over in my life. That 30 isn't a number, it's not me getting old, it's a whole new chapter in my life: a clean slate if you will. Say goodbye to the BS of my 20s and hello awesomeness of my 30s. Plus Chris raised a good point: I'm 30 and can say I'm having sex with a guy in his 20s LOL.
Coby's new favorite word is "truck". He over enunciates the "ck" sound so it's absolutely hilarious when he says it. Our neighbor has a big blue monster truck that he parks next to my car adn Coby saw him yesterday, pointed at him and said, "Truck!" I had to almost die laughing. Chris and I took Coby to the beach today to run around then to dinner afterward where I had the most amazing calzone I've ever had in my life! I consider myself a pizza snob, so coming from me that's pretty amazing.
So I had the most random experience at Stop & Shop today. I got out of my car, decked in my Morpunkthanu garb, and I'm walking toward the entrance when I hear "Hey Sweetheart, Sweetheart you'd understand!" So I, thinking "Oh boy here we go", turn toward the voice and I see a Hispanic guy around my age standing there holding a chihuahua and not wearing any shoes. I asked him what's up and he goes "My girlfriend has been in there for like an hour and I'm TRIPPING BALLS and need a cigarette, do you have one?" So I gave him one and proceeded to enter the store 1. Wondering where his gf was and 2. Laughing hysterically to myself as I have been in that situation numerous times in my life and thinking maybe he observed me as some sort of punk rock, blonde haloed archangel of mercy.
That being said, I'm gonna go see some of you in chat now. Cellar door
priam:
congrats on being 30, I will be 31 next month (yikes)