This is too good....
Word of the day: procrastinate
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY: HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
Okay so Chris is making me share my story about the Danzig show. There was only one good opening band out of 4 but it was worth the wait to see Dnzig - he's so rocking on stage. And not to mention Doyle! What a beast of a man!
Anyway, after the show Chris and I were on our respective corners passing out flyers for the upcoming Stressbomb show. When most of the crowd went from pouring out to merely dripping, we decided to take a walk down Tour Bus Lane to try and flyer to the anxious fans waiting for a glimpse of who the security guards referred to as "The Man." We found our friend Adam standing there so I stood with him for a bit. After awhile, a security guy came out, pointed to three sluts and took them on the bus. I kind of chuckled to myself as I saw those particular sluts during the course of the evening doing nothing but hanging in the lobby of the venue or standing outside smoking cigarettes. I knew what they were there for and it wasn't to rock out to the performance - not the one on the stage anyway. A few minutes later a bulbous security guard came out hollering to the crowd that if they wanted anything signed to hand it over. He then looked at me and said, "You wanna be my assisstant?" I said "What the hell and proceeded to collect 2 armfuls of paraphenilia these poor people, who wouldn't even catch a small glimpse of their hero, wanted signed. I then proceeded to march onto the tour bus which was full of people - and all the band members chatting up girls (Doyle included which I found to be quite amusing). Glenn saw me with my arms full of stuff so he had a seat next to me and began scribbling away. A short dialogue followed:
ME: I was told to tell you my friend Adam says hi
DANZIG: Who's Adam?
ME: He talks to you online
DANZIG: You can tell your friend he's a liar. I don't go online
ME: Yeah right you're full of it
DANZIG: Are you calling me a liar?
ME: Yeah I am
DANZIG: You're an asshole
ME: Yes I am
DANZIG: *scribble scribble, hands me back the pile of stuff*
ME: *shakes Danzig's hand* Thanks Glenn, it was a pleasure *exits bus then proceeds to get bombarded with adoring fans of Danzig whose new prized possessions are in my hands*
END SCENE
So that was my adventure with Danzig. Chris thinks I bruised his ego because I didn't proverbially suck his dick. Personally I think it's hilarious and I still think the guy rocks even though he was a total cock star. I found it one of the funniest things I've ever seen/done in my life. Maybe I'll write a book about it someday. Oh wait it seems that I already have! Cellar door
Word of the day: procrastinate
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY: HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
Okay so Chris is making me share my story about the Danzig show. There was only one good opening band out of 4 but it was worth the wait to see Dnzig - he's so rocking on stage. And not to mention Doyle! What a beast of a man!
Anyway, after the show Chris and I were on our respective corners passing out flyers for the upcoming Stressbomb show. When most of the crowd went from pouring out to merely dripping, we decided to take a walk down Tour Bus Lane to try and flyer to the anxious fans waiting for a glimpse of who the security guards referred to as "The Man." We found our friend Adam standing there so I stood with him for a bit. After awhile, a security guy came out, pointed to three sluts and took them on the bus. I kind of chuckled to myself as I saw those particular sluts during the course of the evening doing nothing but hanging in the lobby of the venue or standing outside smoking cigarettes. I knew what they were there for and it wasn't to rock out to the performance - not the one on the stage anyway. A few minutes later a bulbous security guard came out hollering to the crowd that if they wanted anything signed to hand it over. He then looked at me and said, "You wanna be my assisstant?" I said "What the hell and proceeded to collect 2 armfuls of paraphenilia these poor people, who wouldn't even catch a small glimpse of their hero, wanted signed. I then proceeded to march onto the tour bus which was full of people - and all the band members chatting up girls (Doyle included which I found to be quite amusing). Glenn saw me with my arms full of stuff so he had a seat next to me and began scribbling away. A short dialogue followed:
ME: I was told to tell you my friend Adam says hi
DANZIG: Who's Adam?
ME: He talks to you online
DANZIG: You can tell your friend he's a liar. I don't go online
ME: Yeah right you're full of it
DANZIG: Are you calling me a liar?
ME: Yeah I am
DANZIG: You're an asshole
ME: Yes I am
DANZIG: *scribble scribble, hands me back the pile of stuff*
ME: *shakes Danzig's hand* Thanks Glenn, it was a pleasure *exits bus then proceeds to get bombarded with adoring fans of Danzig whose new prized possessions are in my hands*
END SCENE
So that was my adventure with Danzig. Chris thinks I bruised his ego because I didn't proverbially suck his dick. Personally I think it's hilarious and I still think the guy rocks even though he was a total cock star. I found it one of the funniest things I've ever seen/done in my life. Maybe I'll write a book about it someday. Oh wait it seems that I already have! Cellar door
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joenobody:
haha, that's funny. where have you been?