morphious91

say whaaaaaat?

the woman i love is sleeping in my best friend's bed, which happens to be right next to mine.....

what did the one fish say to the other?

fish cant talk so it said nothing

Just found out my grandma had a stroke... i wish i could be there (colorado) and not here in germany... i hope shes ok...

I'd rather ride the bus than ride my bike in the rain. yet I'd rather ride in the rain than in the sun.

good mornin hillerse!!!!!!!!

i'm 21 now but he still snores.......... what to do other than llok at purrty women and hope they somehow see, and want me!!!!!!

its my birthday today. the big 21.

Damn foots asleep again! The library is full, and I'm watin outside, jammin to my music and squirming to try and get the blood flowing in my foot!

The halloween party this weekend was a success! My buddy Jake and I were the Blues Brothers, and we won 1st prize in the costume contest! pretty sweet if you asked me. It also tells you how...
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Drunk dialing to America from German pay phones is awesome!!! I think I need to add it to my list of interests. You put in 20 cents and have 10 seconds to let it all out, so you have to talk quick... It's friggin awesome... Made me an my buddies happy last night!

I drank too much again, very American college student-like, shots of tequila...
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