morphious91

what did the one fish say to the other?

fish cant talk so it said nothing

Just found out my grandma had a stroke... i wish i could be there (colorado) and not here in germany... i hope shes ok...

I'd rather ride the bus than ride my bike in the rain. yet I'd rather ride in the rain than in the sun.

good mornin hillerse!!!!!!!!

i'm 21 now but he still snores.......... what to do other than llok at purrty women and hope they somehow see, and want me!!!!!!

its my birthday today. the big 21.

Damn foots asleep again! The library is full, and I'm watin outside, jammin to my music and squirming to try and get the blood flowing in my foot!

The halloween party this weekend was a success! My buddy Jake and I were the Blues Brothers, and we won 1st prize in the costume contest! pretty sweet if you asked me. It also tells you how...
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Drunk dialing to America from German pay phones is awesome!!! I think I need to add it to my list of interests. You put in 20 cents and have 10 seconds to let it all out, so you have to talk quick... It's friggin awesome... Made me an my buddies happy last night!

I drank too much again, very American college student-like, shots of tequila...
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Godsmack is porno!

I want a girl who will have sex with me listening to Godsmack!

Any takers? LOL

Ok, so before I came here (Oldenburg, Germany) they told me this university was unorganized, but I had no idea. You can really tell that students don't have to pay tuition here (yes seriously) because the lack of cooperation between the actual system and the digital one (meaning the internet support) is overwhelming.

The reason I bring it up is because today is the first...
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I need to post something new here... tomorrow maybe, its been a while since ive had access to the net, but im back and have to make up... but not now...

gotta change my pic too, thats not me any more, the german bowl champ shaved the german bowl beard.

oh and hey can anyone believe that in the metal-room of my favorite club they...
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My wrong head is throbbing right now, the one UPstairs.... But that what hard hitting football will do to you. Im one of the few training right now in Germany and thats a good thing. Only 2 teams left, so much to win... As the Germans say "es geht hier um die wurst" all I say is true dat!

Totally pooped, worn out and hurting...
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