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Wednesday Jan 26, 2005

Jan 26, 2005
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Good mood today, so new journal entry. smile

Back in columbia and it doesnt suck so bad. I'm getting to where I really like not having a roomie...nakedness all the time and now I get to rearrange the room however I want. I gotta get creative with it somehow...this should be interesting.

Turns out, I'm not behind in logic, I'm ahead! yay, and all my other MWF teachers were very understanding. My poor friends have been subjecting themselves to drama city since I've been gone...glad I missed all that whatever

Possibility that I'll be moving sometime in the nearer distant future (lol) :dunno: we'll see...UNLV seems to be a good school?

Today's joke supplied by my favorite columbia rock station:
Mark comes home from work and regretfully tells his wife that he has been fired. "But why?" she said, "you've been so faithful to the company, and such a hard worker!"
Sheepishly he tells her that since his first day on the job he's been dying to stick his penis in the pickle slicer, and today, he gave in and did it...and they fired him.
eeek Astonished, his wife rushes to him and drops his pants to survey the damage. Finding the junk in seemingly mint condition, the wife asks, "well what happened to the pickle slicer then?"

"well," mark replied, "they fired her too" smile
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
someoneuk:
That'll reduce the amount of salesmen and canvassers we get. Now if only it'd work on the phone to. smile
Jan 29, 2005
gypsyphoenix:
i'll be there tomorrow through friday. and in training tomorrow until about 6 or so... want to possibly go grab dinner or a happy hour drink afterward?

check yer email, i'll send you my info
Jan 31, 2005

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