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Tuesday Jan 04, 2005

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Blonde joke of the day: for some retarded reason this made me laugh really hard

Bambi, a blonde in her third year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."


--roomie moves in tomorrow, still trying to decide when to go back to columbia...want to meet her, but don't want to leave charleston.
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tallredmann:
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Jan 5, 2005
tallredmann:
Like your blond joke. Have more, like to here? Read my one and only (so far) journal entry, tell me something, ask me something, get me going smile love ooo aaa My profile is incomplete at best, just joined, but for a year, have plenty of time to add to it. I will a little at a time. For what it is worth, be a strong, powerful, inteligent, sexy woman, and the world will bend to your whims and desires. Good luck, and so forth, and so on... kiss
Jan 6, 2005

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