Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

morningbloom

sin city Baby!!

Member Since 2004

Followers 58 Following 45

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Jan 04, 2005

Jan 4, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Blonde joke of the day: for some retarded reason this made me laugh really hard

Bambi, a blonde in her third year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."


--roomie moves in tomorrow, still trying to decide when to go back to columbia...want to meet her, but don't want to leave charleston.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
tallredmann:
smile
Jan 5, 2005
tallredmann:
Like your blond joke. Have more, like to here? Read my one and only (so far) journal entry, tell me something, ask me something, get me going smile love ooo aaa My profile is incomplete at best, just joined, but for a year, have plenty of time to add to it. I will a little at a time. For what it is worth, be a strong, powerful, inteligent, sexy woman, and the world will bend to your whims and desires. Good luck, and so forth, and so on... kiss
Jan 6, 2005

More Blogs

  • 04.02.06
    10

    Monday Apr 03, 2006

    I'm getting a new computer! And a new mattress! Its almost too much…
  • 03.17.06
    2

    Friday Mar 17, 2006

    Happy St. Patty's day everyone. Be safe tonight!!
  • 02.28.06
    3

    Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

    I'm lonely. But Casey's parents are cool
  • 02.14.06
    4

    Tuesday Feb 14, 2006

    Here's a to you all on the day of love. Happy Valentine's Day! …
  • 02.01.06
    7

    Wednesday Feb 01, 2006

    I suppose I should update. Didnt realize it'd been so long. Caseys …
  • 01.04.06
    11

    Wednesday Jan 04, 2006

    Happy New Year everyone! Started my new job on tuesday. I'm no lo…
  • 12.23.05
    6

    Friday Dec 23, 2005

    Merry Christmas everyone!
  • 12.18.05
    4

    Sunday Dec 18, 2005

    I love appletinis, hot boyfriends, charger games, and kick ass sports…
  • 11.25.05
    8

    Friday Nov 25, 2005

    I should update. Went to Yuma, AZ to spend thanksgiving with Case…
  • 11.02.05
    5

    Wednesday Nov 02, 2005

    Casey's back! woohoo. It took an entire day for the lousy mood to w…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
22
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,600 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,946 followers
  • 14,947,706 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,460,371 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo