mork365

i'm getting a lot of work done today. i fixed two polyester shirts that were all fucked up and wouldn't button right anymore. i really love the on,e it has pictures of kitchens and living rooms all over it. i also fixed my flag pants that were coming apart at all the places the stripes came togther. oh oh oh and this morning i finally got an oil chancem god knows how many thousand miles overdue.

last night was the cast party for princess bride. brett blew fire on the porch and went thru most of a bottle of everclear. i can't wait to see robert's pictures. fucker tried to hide behind me when brett was blowing fire at him. then derrick tried to stop me and i slapped him in the face. it felt good, like when you slap someone in the butt so i got him to let me try it again a few times. i didn't know he was drunk at the time.

friday night was zombie movie marathon. i dont think marshall is allowed to drink at my house anymore. he spilt shit everywhere. it was sorta funny when he just poured a shot in his lap, but when he dropped the pizza on the carpet and poured liquor on everything it got a bit old.

i need to find a storage building to put my stuff in for the summe.r i fucking hate moving.