mordredxiii

Yeah so Ladies,

What's the deal with the female gender sometimes?
After work I went to Garfields (a resturaunt/bar) and had a beer and two shots of Jagermeister with my co-worker Joe. Across from the bar an attractive woman asks me if she can borrow my lighter. Granted it's not that chivalrous to let someone use your lighter but a "Thank you" would've been appropriate, hell even flip me off... some reaction, anything! Absolutely nothing response wise. I hadn't even recieved my first drink, so no I wasn't a drunken fool (I don't change my behavior when I drink). About 15 minutes later another attractive female sits 2 seats away and asks me if I was using my ashtray. I stated that I was but that I'd be willing to share, and placed the ashtray between her, Joe and myself. She ended up sliding the ashtray away from both of us and again with no thank you. Frikkin fantastic eh?

It's incidents like these that make me not want to put myself back out there for availability...