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morbidnyckid

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Wednesday Apr 08, 2009

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Allow me to introduce myself my name is Clumsy Chris. If you're in dire need of a laugh then by all means continue to read..
SO, here's me waking up this morning, I go check my phone and it's 8:15A.M. Sweet I can still make it to work cuz I hear my pops in showering in his bathroom. I haul ass out of bed and brush my teef. So then I get some mouthwash and gargle (note: I'm the only person who uses that mouthwash, it's not been tampered with). I stopped gargaling and just kept it in my mouth doing other stuff. Here's me spitting it out in the sink and beginning to puke. I know if I get something to eat I'll stop puking. I go to my room next door and eat 2 corn chips. FUCK, the corn chips tasted like shit because of the mouthwash/puke. Here's me hauling ass back to the bathroom and vomiting again. After I think I'm done vomiting I decide I should go downstairs and get some crackers because I KNOW that will make me stop vomiting and I can get some ginger ale. FUCK NO...
Here's me hauling ass down the first set of stairs. UT OH!?! I start to vomit once again! I try to keep the vomit in my hands but no luck.
Me running down the stairs + me vomiting while I run down the stairs = Me slipping and BUSTING my ass and falling down the stairs. Cue the laughs...(BTW, I was naked so it hurt even more)

Yea, so as my legs went up in the air i turned my body and totally fell on the right side of my body. I don't have any black and blue marks (i figure I should see something tonight or tom. morning). So, I hit my right elbow on 1 of the steps and it hurts immensely. My right lower back/butt hit a step too and hurts like a bitch but not as much as my elbow. Throughout today I felt a little pain int he back of my neck. I'm ever so grateful I didn't break neither of my wrists as they are both shot. I've already broke my left wrist...

P.S. - Fuck yeah I still made it to work!!! biggrin biggrin puke mad
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
stoopidsteve:
Dude, you went to work?!? That, for me, would of been a prime reason for a day off
Apr 8, 2009
stoopidsteve:
Yeah, dude, get some ouijia board style producing going on, though thats a little Devil Wnet Down To Georgia and my soul means quite a lot to me
Apr 21, 2009

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