This is a journal hijacking. I am not, I repeat NOT MoralSoldier. I am merely a messenger sent here to remind you that he kicks more ass than was previously believed to be humanly possible.
Here is the Top 10 List of Reasons You Wish You Were MoralSolder.
10. He is a destructive motherfucker & serious about the business of stealing Pabst Blue Ribbon signs. Even if the building needs to come down with it.
9. He has Volcano Insurance.
8. He gets to make out with Michelle.
7. He sucks at Scrabble but is handy for affixing beer caps to the ceiling.
6. He talks about Tub Girl on the short bus.
5. Shit talker, thread starter....SHOCK TROOPER
4. He makes sad girls smile from lots of states away.
3. He's into midget porn.
2. His teeny tiny girlfriend has irrationally large boobies.
1. Sixkillah.....enough said.
Again....this has been a journal hijacking. Please return to your regularly scheduled broadcast.
Here is the Top 10 List of Reasons You Wish You Were MoralSolder.
10. He is a destructive motherfucker & serious about the business of stealing Pabst Blue Ribbon signs. Even if the building needs to come down with it.
9. He has Volcano Insurance.
8. He gets to make out with Michelle.
7. He sucks at Scrabble but is handy for affixing beer caps to the ceiling.
6. He talks about Tub Girl on the short bus.
5. Shit talker, thread starter....SHOCK TROOPER
4. He makes sad girls smile from lots of states away.
3. He's into midget porn.
2. His teeny tiny girlfriend has irrationally large boobies.
1. Sixkillah.....enough said.
Again....this has been a journal hijacking. Please return to your regularly scheduled broadcast.
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what are you talking about
whats wrong with your directions ?
dont you get paid to eat Corndogs
thats hardcore
really though
what do you mean
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