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Last night was AWESOME!!!! I had the best time I have had in a great long while! Thank you to all of the fantastic Suicide Girls that were at the Red Rock Pub at the Suicide Girls 2nd Annual Luau Party! Every single girl I met was so much fun! I would like to especially thank Ms. Sunshine for putting last night together, thank you! Every single person I met there was sweet, funny, and awesome! Also, thank you to everybody who listened to me promote Ohio's Second Beard and Moustache Competition and Festival!

And, how often do you get to give the cutest ladies in the world moustache rides? Hopefully more than once...

Casanova got the first moustache ride of the night!



wakingsociety talked to me about beards for a good long time...it was good!


Decklynn Tovi SoBelle Zephyr, these girls are nothing less than amazingly fantastic!








I found a new love for the universe's most colorful light phonomenon Rainbows!


Seen here, BelleBane trying to strangle me, which I'm not complaining about, but I thought it should be noted.


The wonderful Pettis!



Decklynn was a tough cookie to crack, but she eventually caved and let me give her a moustache ride!


My good friend Tess, who may or may not be a hopeful one day soon...


Phecda almost tore off my moustache, that's how good that moustache ride was!


This adorable Damsel showed off her moustache tattoo! How exciting (and coincidental)!


Damsel's moustache ride was like a roller coaster!



Bounty dug her nails right into that moustache, and rode it like a champion!


Hopeful Pettis, who has no business not being pink, gave this little moustache just what he needed...a smootch!


This is the morning after, and it looks just like if feels...curiously wonderful! (Just kidding, it felt fantabulous)


This is my new prized possession, an "It's Time To Party Moustache" button signed by almost all the SGs there!


I didn't even know boobs were out until someone instructed them to put the boobs away (for a Facebook friendly photo).


I was (and still am) the luckiest moustache in the world!


Thank you so much for a wonderful evening! I have nothing but love and reverance for all of the wonderufl people I met last night!