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Sweet balls I'm sore after Jiu Jitsu. It's almost enough to make me try and solicit a back massage from a pretty lady. By the way, if you are a pretty lady and would like to be solicited to for a back massage, I own very good beer, and coffee, and chocolate, and I promise a decently safe work environment. By which I mean there aren't actively villains inside my household, right now.



What? Come on, no takers?! Well that's bullshit.


And baby llamas.