moothejew

The weirdest thing at first is when you wake up tomorrow and there's blood all over the sheets...

Don't worry that goes away... usually after a few days

Other advice to a fellow Princer...

1. Buy purple sheets, you may bleed once or twice in the next few weeks.

2. Learn to automatically pee sitting down till you perfect the " Twist" so that you can do it drunk.

3. Try not to jack off till it heals completely... the risk of infection is from your hands. Plus, when you get that first erection after three weeks of pure abstinence it's AMAZING... seriously it's like heaven.

4. Let women know you have it before you get naked with them. Some women will be really weirded out by a P.A. It's best not to have that happen in bed.

5. If you tell guys...most will be REALLY weirded out. But, one day a friend will come up and shake your hand for letting him in on the secret.

6. Young boys in public bathrooms will stare at you... get used to it.