mooohkey

I have been trying to get a new job.
My mum took a message for me the other day and told em I had to ring a clinic and ask for Esther. I ring this place and theres no Esther working there. I find out later on that Esther is a friend of a friend who has a friend (long story) that works at this clinic that needs new people but they haven't advertised. Bloody hell Mum great message taking. Now after getting a reputation in that clinic for being a bimbo on the phone I email my resume. My personal details are all nice looking down the bottom of my resume like a footnote and the potential boss is half blinded with presbyopia and does not see this. She gets my phone number and age because I rang, you know the obligatory chase you put up when whoring yourself for a job.

NOW I AM CONVINCED THAT I AM A DAMN FOOL.
I'll never get a job!

I suppose I better make that resume less creative looking.