One of my bestest friends ever is back from... The world!
He's been gone for over a year.
Started in New Zealand, ended somewhere in Cambodia.
He's in Toronto right now being culture-electrocuted back into north american socioty... What a shame.
I hope he's all feral and like "YOU STUPID AMERICANS! YOU EAT SO MUCH! WHY MUST YOU CONSUME THE WORLD SO?"
Damn I've missed him. It'll be good to have another freind somewhere close to my age in town.
Next weekend will be a blast.
Going camping with my buddy then sunday I'm gonna take my worldly friend out to a bar now that he likes beer.
He used to be so tame.
I can't stop eating at the japanese place! Guuh how much have I spent on lunches in the last week?
Tomorrow I resolve to make a chicken sandwich! I will get up at 7:00, I will shower! I will braid my hair! Iron my clothes! Then make that fucking sandwich!
It won't have shrimp on it! It won't be grilled infront of me by that nice man at the japanese place who now knows me! But it'll still be good damnit!
Oh and I recently got confirmation that the hot girl I was always riding the bus with is infact a lesbian.
I may as well just be sexualy attracted to... To... Lightning! Because it's more likely that I'll be struck by that than find my gun toting dream girl.
Sleep now.
He's been gone for over a year.
Started in New Zealand, ended somewhere in Cambodia.
He's in Toronto right now being culture-electrocuted back into north american socioty... What a shame.
I hope he's all feral and like "YOU STUPID AMERICANS! YOU EAT SO MUCH! WHY MUST YOU CONSUME THE WORLD SO?"
Damn I've missed him. It'll be good to have another freind somewhere close to my age in town.
Next weekend will be a blast.
Going camping with my buddy then sunday I'm gonna take my worldly friend out to a bar now that he likes beer.
He used to be so tame.
I can't stop eating at the japanese place! Guuh how much have I spent on lunches in the last week?
Tomorrow I resolve to make a chicken sandwich! I will get up at 7:00, I will shower! I will braid my hair! Iron my clothes! Then make that fucking sandwich!
It won't have shrimp on it! It won't be grilled infront of me by that nice man at the japanese place who now knows me! But it'll still be good damnit!
Oh and I recently got confirmation that the hot girl I was always riding the bus with is infact a lesbian.
I may as well just be sexualy attracted to... To... Lightning! Because it's more likely that I'll be struck by that than find my gun toting dream girl.
Sleep now.