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moonlite

New Jersey

Member Since 2005

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Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

Nov 15, 2005
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There are times I question why I have the friends I have. Some say your friend are a small reflection of you and your personality, If this is true than I am fucking insane.
The other day i was hanging out with one of my boys talkin about the effects of an upset stomach and it leading to a raw butthole. Thi how the convo pretty much went:

Him: A man the other day I ate at Taco Bell those Grande are the shit man.

Me: HAHA those grande give me the shits

Him: I Know man I regreted that night man, Man I was on the toilet for like 30-40 min.

Me: (laughing my ass off)

Him: I was shitting so much my asshole started burning....

Me: (on the floor laughin) biggrin

Him: So I was looking around in the bathroom to find something to he stop the burnin

Me: Did you find anything? (Why Did I ask I don't know)

Him: well I found some alcohol.....

Me: ALCOHOL (puzzeled look) you did not....

Him: (knodded) I poured a cap full thinking it would help....2 second later I was running around the house with me pants around my ankles holding my ass screaming like a bitch shocked

Me: (I totally lost it)

Him: It was burning so bad that I was in tears.... So I started looking for anything to help than I found my wifes sorethroat medi. you know the spray kind?

Me: oohh HELL Naw you didn't (LMAO)

Him: yeah man I had to Try something I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital I was hurting so much.

Me: surreal shocked biggrin

Him: you knowit actully worked,It numbed it for a while atleast for me to be able to sit...

Me: Does your wife know you used her meds for your anal pleasure

Him: naw man and don't tell her either

Me: she may know when she go to use it and it smells like ass biggrin


And this is a guy I have known for about 8-9 yrs he is always doing something stupid to himself, hell maybe i should tell more. But i'll think about it.

Just remember your friends are a reflection of you biggrin

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