There are times I question why I have the friends I have. Some say your friend are a small reflection of you and your personality, If this is true than I am fucking insane.
The other day i was hanging out with one of my boys talkin about the effects of an upset stomach and it leading to a raw butthole. Thi how the convo pretty much went:
Him: A man the other day I ate at Taco Bell those Grande are the shit man.
Me: HAHA those grande give me the shits
Him: I Know man I regreted that night man, Man I was on the toilet for like 30-40 min.
Me: (laughing my ass off)
Him: I was shitting so much my asshole started burning....
Me: (on the floor laughin)
Him: So I was looking around in the bathroom to find something to he stop the burnin
Me: Did you find anything? (Why Did I ask I don't know)
Him: well I found some alcohol.....
Me: ALCOHOL (puzzeled look) you did not....
Him: (knodded) I poured a cap full thinking it would help....2 second later I was running around the house with me pants around my ankles holding my ass screaming like a bitch
Me: (I totally lost it)
Him: It was burning so bad that I was in tears.... So I started looking for anything to help than I found my wifes sorethroat medi. you know the spray kind?
Me: oohh HELL Naw you didn't (LMAO)
Him: yeah man I had to Try something I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital I was hurting so much.
Me:
Him: you knowit actully worked,It numbed it for a while atleast for me to be able to sit...
Me: Does your wife know you used her meds for your anal pleasure
Him: naw man and don't tell her either
Me: she may know when she go to use it and it smells like ass
And this is a guy I have known for about 8-9 yrs he is always doing something stupid to himself, hell maybe i should tell more. But i'll think about it.
Just remember your friends are a reflection of you
The other day i was hanging out with one of my boys talkin about the effects of an upset stomach and it leading to a raw butthole. Thi how the convo pretty much went:
Him: A man the other day I ate at Taco Bell those Grande are the shit man.
Me: HAHA those grande give me the shits
Him: I Know man I regreted that night man, Man I was on the toilet for like 30-40 min.
Me: (laughing my ass off)
Him: I was shitting so much my asshole started burning....
Me: (on the floor laughin)

Him: So I was looking around in the bathroom to find something to he stop the burnin
Me: Did you find anything? (Why Did I ask I don't know)
Him: well I found some alcohol.....
Me: ALCOHOL (puzzeled look) you did not....
Him: (knodded) I poured a cap full thinking it would help....2 second later I was running around the house with me pants around my ankles holding my ass screaming like a bitch

Me: (I totally lost it)
Him: It was burning so bad that I was in tears.... So I started looking for anything to help than I found my wifes sorethroat medi. you know the spray kind?
Me: oohh HELL Naw you didn't (LMAO)
Him: yeah man I had to Try something I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital I was hurting so much.
Me:



Him: you knowit actully worked,It numbed it for a while atleast for me to be able to sit...
Me: Does your wife know you used her meds for your anal pleasure
Him: naw man and don't tell her either
Me: she may know when she go to use it and it smells like ass

And this is a guy I have known for about 8-9 yrs he is always doing something stupid to himself, hell maybe i should tell more. But i'll think about it.
Just remember your friends are a reflection of you
