If you think your shit don't stink then scratch your ass and smell your finger 
Why is it that when an old person does something we all think it cute or funny? I was walking in the mall today looking for something when an elderly man (60ish) walked by got about 5 steps in front of me FARTED took another 2 steps lifted up his left leg and shook it as if something stuck in his pants...I thought it was...
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janananicole:
LOL farting is always funny
wallace:
are you shroomin again? haha, just playin 
yeah i feel all frantic like that though 
yeah i feel all frantic like that though Today was one of those "Fuck It" days 
wallace:
hehe, cute security guard 
diamond:
tell me about it....
JUst got the Suicide Girls DVD on loved it,The only thing id that it made me miss Stormy and Shera even more 
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wallace:
you live hella far, and i dunno what you look like..
saya:
Damn WHAT is up with that pic? hahah. I agree with Wallace!
Not much going on tonight just sittin here DIH. 
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candylac:
thank you
thank you
wallace:
dude, i haven't had sex since july! and i've only given 2 blow jobs since then! fuck yeah i need some lovin 
It's Friday night and it is raining,the girl I want to bang is in Cali and the chick I can bang but don't want to is 2 1/2hrs away.This sucks!
They say "it is always best to give than to recieve" So if someone give me a gift does that mean I am wrong for taking it, or am I wrong for giving that same gift away? 
The best time of the day is the end.....
vanessa:
Oh my god. I fucking love you more than you know.
Go read my journal entry (which is currently being typed, so in case you're on now, don't go for another....20 minutes or so, haha to see my public display of overemotional gushy appreciation
Go read my journal entry (which is currently being typed, so in case you're on now, don't go for another....20 minutes or so, haha
to see my public display of overemotional gushy appreciationFavorite Saying of the Day : If Asshole could Fly then this place would be an Airport.
Man will this day ever end? So far I've been thru more shit than a fly sitting on DOO-DOO on the concrete. I wish someone could pass a law that you should be able beat a person ass just for being so fucking annoying.
user06272023:
THANKS FOR SHOWING ME LOVE