moongreaser

Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaves a flower
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf
So eden sank to grief.
So dawn goes down to day
Nothing gold can stay.
~Robert Frost wrote it, i always remembered it cuz i didn't know what he meant.
I've found only one that stays gold.
R.P.B

I fucking hate pikeys

My God; Why have you foresaken me?

you know what happens when he makes stupid bets with dangerous people? they give him the chop dougie, and i'm not talking about his fucking foreskin either!

gonna put my flamethrowers back on my truck this week. gotta get em machined especial since spark plug threads are a bitch and don't match anything else. anywho. yeah

"so don't give me no trouble or you and i are through" -GuanafuckingBatz

"look at that. how am i supposed to run this from that. we're gonna need a proper office. i want a new one and you're gonna buy it for me."
"why me"
cuz you spent the summer in one, which means you know more than me"
"what's wrong with this one?"
"oh nothing tommy it's tip top, i'm just not sure about the color"

"this is a campsite"
"10 points"
"what are we doing here?"
"buying a caravan"
"off a pack of fucking pikeys? are you mad? this will get messy"

just got home from an interview rite now. for security. hope i get it. went pretty good. find out soon.

"fuck me your lady friend got a voice, and who might you be changing him to sweethearts?"

Are you trying to give me heartburn?