Monday Aug 01, 2005

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this is a personals ad my friend and i found this morning:

An extra terrestrial female looking for fantastic F counterpart. Love to drink and dance and eat good food. Gay/Bi...either way works for me. Just need some female company. Quality, if you please. Not really looking for sex...(it's been a while). I need brains first, baby!



if i had a scanner i would actually scan it in...

she wants brains though...so i think she may be a zombie in disguise

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againstmebomb:
That pretty much sums up my life.
steel_talons:
Would zombies implode in space? And if they did would it matter? Would they be undead in space?

Oh, and my new safety word is Tom Seleck Movies. Even though thats three words.
Technicalities, Technicalities.

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