Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

moongirl

Member Since 2005

Followers 40 Following 66

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Aug 01, 2005

Jul 31, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
this is a personals ad my friend and i found this morning:

An extra terrestrial female looking for fantastic F counterpart. Love to drink and dance and eat good food. Gay/Bi...either way works for me. Just need some female company. Quality, if you please. Not really looking for sex...(it's been a while). I need brains first, baby!



if i had a scanner i would actually scan it in...

she wants brains though...so i think she may be a zombie in disguise

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
againstmebomb:
That pretty much sums up my life.
Aug 2, 2005
steel_talons:
Would zombies implode in space? And if they did would it matter? Would they be undead in space?

Oh, and my new safety word is Tom Seleck Movies. Even though thats three words.
Technicalities, Technicalities.
Aug 3, 2005

More Blogs

  • 09.23.05
    10

    Friday Sep 23, 2005

    just got back from the interview...i think it went well and anothe…
  • 09.22.05
    3

    Thursday Sep 22, 2005

    interview tomorrow, i'm nervous i'm beginning to feel downtrodden …
  • 09.21.05
    3

    Wednesday Sep 21, 2005

    i have another interview... will someone just give me a job alread…
  • 09.18.05
    4

    Monday Sep 19, 2005

    one thing i really miss about not having cable is Mythbusters i reall…
  • 09.17.05
    6

    Saturday Sep 17, 2005

    sometimes i wish i had my own place so that i could put some of my mo…
  • 09.15.05
    5

    Thursday Sep 15, 2005

    i had a weird dream about condoms...i don't even really remember what…
  • 09.14.05
    1

    Wednesday Sep 14, 2005

    Read More
  • 09.12.05
    2

    Monday Sep 12, 2005

    job interview today that means i've got to get dressed up and i…
  • 09.09.05
    4

    Saturday Sep 10, 2005

    i'm going to a wedding today...i'm the personal attendant i'm not …
  • 09.07.05
    4

    Wednesday Sep 07, 2005

    my mother needs to stop trying to control everyone around her, includ…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
8
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,604 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,151 followers
  • 14,957,503 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,485,359 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo