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Life has finally been explained to me through a bulletin on Myspace, and I must share it with you, so life will be explained to all of us:


The Explanation Of Life



On the first day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or
walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of
twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you
a twenty-year life
span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time
to perform. How about I give you back ten like the
dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You
must go into the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
sun, have calves, and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I
will give you a life span
of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other
forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty
years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the
forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog
gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the
sun to support our
family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks
to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on
the front porch and
bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you.