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3 weeks till I move to the Burgerino,HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!

I'm so horny right now, I miss men.
As soon I've unpacked all my bits and bobs into my new fabulooous flat, I shall run screaming to the nearest bar and drag home the first available man for some very violent sex, raaaaaaaaar !!!!!!!

I spent all morning daydreaming about stubbly chins and hastily undone belt buckles. Sometimes a vibrator just doesn't cut it...you need the live version

as my friend Gemma would say "Jen ...you need some good deep dickin'!"

classy li'l lady aint she?

my phone is being a bastard as it refuses to send pictures of me and lauren doing some naked noodle eatin' on Saturday night...no matter how hungover we were the next morning our clothes were clean!!!

Don't get too excited it was a hell of a lot more funny than sexy
(two girls sitting in their underwear, dish clothes tucked in their bra's to serve as napkins with bits of noodle juice on their chins)

and I wonder why I'm single?


I've had a postcard of this painting on my wall for four years