Does anyone remember the mean man who broke my stupid little heart at the beginning of the year?
Yeah well, he's an even bigger asshole than I thought he was. He'll begrudgingly say Hi to me in the corridors at uni if he's by himself but at any other time he refuses to acknowledge I exist...fucker
What confuses me more is that I still really like him...why why why? he is such an arse! ugh men..you can't date them, you can't kill them
Ah well fuck him, I had an ace - o weekend! went to a house party in a tiny 3 bedroom flat that someone had managed to squeeze 60 people a DJ and a PA system into
and apparently yuppies are back!, most of the people there were pretentious indie stockbrokers(?) nearly wet myself laughing when some drunk guy next to me started to try and cut up lines of coke on a polystyrene plate.
IS THAT NOT THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!
I'm still laughing just thinking about it, poor guy would have been there for hours. Lauren threw a tantrum when I tried to get her into a taxi at half three in the morning cos apparently that was too early to leave a party. This coming from the girl who drank a bottle of lambrini, a bottle of magners and 3 bottles of wine then fell asleep in the corner, bless her she's getting old.
Ijust inherited Moot's zen player, yuuus!but now I have been infected with her indyness and can't stop listening to Larrikin Love, The Maccabees and Dustin's Bar Mitzvah, AAAAAAAAAAAARGH somebody make it stop!!!!!!!!!
Never mind the gorgouesness of my new Giant Drag album shall hopefully drown out the whiny indie fuckers!
Yeah well, he's an even bigger asshole than I thought he was. He'll begrudgingly say Hi to me in the corridors at uni if he's by himself but at any other time he refuses to acknowledge I exist...fucker
What confuses me more is that I still really like him...why why why? he is such an arse! ugh men..you can't date them, you can't kill them
Ah well fuck him, I had an ace - o weekend! went to a house party in a tiny 3 bedroom flat that someone had managed to squeeze 60 people a DJ and a PA system into
and apparently yuppies are back!, most of the people there were pretentious indie stockbrokers(?) nearly wet myself laughing when some drunk guy next to me started to try and cut up lines of coke on a polystyrene plate.
IS THAT NOT THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!
I'm still laughing just thinking about it, poor guy would have been there for hours. Lauren threw a tantrum when I tried to get her into a taxi at half three in the morning cos apparently that was too early to leave a party. This coming from the girl who drank a bottle of lambrini, a bottle of magners and 3 bottles of wine then fell asleep in the corner, bless her she's getting old.
Ijust inherited Moot's zen player, yuuus!but now I have been infected with her indyness and can't stop listening to Larrikin Love, The Maccabees and Dustin's Bar Mitzvah, AAAAAAAAAAAARGH somebody make it stop!!!!!!!!!
Never mind the gorgouesness of my new Giant Drag album shall hopefully drown out the whiny indie fuckers!
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the_shine:
I designed that joke myself!!
harleen:
Definately! (joining in the war-cry now)