Seven things to do before I die:
..start my own business, making clothes that I like even if no one else does..something tells me that's not a very good business plan
..have a functioning and healthy relationship with a man
..tell my Dad about my tattoos
..become a Suicide Girl
..stop trying to live up to other people's expectations
..start my own club night
..make all my wildest dreams come true!
Seven Things I Cannot Do
..get up on time (I kept my snooze button on for two hours this morning)
..get dressed, knowing that someone else could possibly be wearing a similar outfit, I don't do blending
..give up chocolate, it is now a full blown addiction, seriously, I throw tantrums when I don't get my chocolate fix on time
..be mean to someone's face
..confront people( I just hold grudges)
..eat like a normal person, I have weird food obsessions and am completely opposed to cooking, I have to know the calorie content of everything before I eat it (this never actually stops me from eating something, I just like to know!)
..sit still
Seven things that attract me to where I live
(I live in hicksville near my uni, but I'm moving back to Edinburgh soon, woop!)
..I don't get shouted at when I walk down the street ( always a bonus)
..The weirdo's and dodgies (they make me smile-Glue boy, The Fake Tan obsessed Stripper, The Ogre Twins, Monkey, Kilt man, The Delusional Gardener- I have no idea why weirdo's are good thing, but to me they just are!)
..The nightlife (Ok, so it's hardly party central, but I always feel at home when I go out, I happen to like trashy indie nights and scuzzy metal bars, so there)
..it's where all my freinds are, I miss them so
..my job, I love working in a vintage shop, I may only get paid 4.26 an hour, but I have so much fun at work (stapling people's hair into quiffs, staging impromptu fashion shows, getting to "borrow" clothes etc)
..The delicattessen (sp) just around the corner from my flat, mmmmmmmmmmmm quiche!
..the cobble stones, sooooooo much fun to cycle over hehe!
Seven things I say most often
..Fuck off
..I want some chocolate
..he's a twat
..you're so special
..alrite pumpkin?
..give us a squdge
..cunt
Seven Books that I Love
..Invisible Monsters
..Fight Club
..Choke
..Smashed
..Fruits
..Bridget Jones Diary (sssh don't tell anyone..it's my literary junk food!)
..Life after God
..Dot in the universe
Seven films that I watch repeatedly
..Fight Club
..Secretary
..The Royal Tennenbaums
..Pretty in pink
..Kill Bill
..Pulp Fiction
..Grosse point Blank
I am snowed in and there are deer in my backgarden, the whole world looks like a big shiny present that hasn't been opened yet or a freshly baked cake...I love snow, it's so clean and new like you can start all over again
What job would you do if you could anything?
correct medication=happy, content, eating everything in sight MooJ, tra la la
Update: Hahahahahah
nearly threw up this morning from laughing too much
-The Mooter came in too complain that she'd had too much sex this weekend and would I come with her too buy some Vagisil cos she couldn't sit down...
...I wandered around town with her shouting "VAGINA CREAM" every few steps. I think I may now be banned from Superdrug.
My mate Darren stayed over the other night..I love him too bits but he is such a man whore...he's 25 and has slept with 57 girls...including three of my best mates and my boss. I hate having morals aaaaaaaaaargh! How come it's easier to sleep with someone you don't know than someone you do?
..start my own business, making clothes that I like even if no one else does..something tells me that's not a very good business plan
..have a functioning and healthy relationship with a man
..tell my Dad about my tattoos
..become a Suicide Girl
..stop trying to live up to other people's expectations
..start my own club night
..make all my wildest dreams come true!
Seven Things I Cannot Do
..get up on time (I kept my snooze button on for two hours this morning)
..get dressed, knowing that someone else could possibly be wearing a similar outfit, I don't do blending
..give up chocolate, it is now a full blown addiction, seriously, I throw tantrums when I don't get my chocolate fix on time
..be mean to someone's face
..confront people( I just hold grudges)
..eat like a normal person, I have weird food obsessions and am completely opposed to cooking, I have to know the calorie content of everything before I eat it (this never actually stops me from eating something, I just like to know!)
..sit still
Seven things that attract me to where I live
(I live in hicksville near my uni, but I'm moving back to Edinburgh soon, woop!)
..I don't get shouted at when I walk down the street ( always a bonus)
..The weirdo's and dodgies (they make me smile-Glue boy, The Fake Tan obsessed Stripper, The Ogre Twins, Monkey, Kilt man, The Delusional Gardener- I have no idea why weirdo's are good thing, but to me they just are!)
..The nightlife (Ok, so it's hardly party central, but I always feel at home when I go out, I happen to like trashy indie nights and scuzzy metal bars, so there)
..it's where all my freinds are, I miss them so
..my job, I love working in a vintage shop, I may only get paid 4.26 an hour, but I have so much fun at work (stapling people's hair into quiffs, staging impromptu fashion shows, getting to "borrow" clothes etc)
..The delicattessen (sp) just around the corner from my flat, mmmmmmmmmmmm quiche!
..the cobble stones, sooooooo much fun to cycle over hehe!
Seven things I say most often
..Fuck off
..I want some chocolate
..he's a twat
..you're so special
..alrite pumpkin?
..give us a squdge
..cunt
Seven Books that I Love
..Invisible Monsters
..Fight Club
..Choke
..Smashed
..Fruits
..Bridget Jones Diary (sssh don't tell anyone..it's my literary junk food!)
..Life after God
..Dot in the universe
Seven films that I watch repeatedly
..Fight Club
..Secretary
..The Royal Tennenbaums
..Pretty in pink
..Kill Bill
..Pulp Fiction
..Grosse point Blank
I am snowed in and there are deer in my backgarden, the whole world looks like a big shiny present that hasn't been opened yet or a freshly baked cake...I love snow, it's so clean and new like you can start all over again
What job would you do if you could anything?
correct medication=happy, content, eating everything in sight MooJ, tra la la
Update: Hahahahahah
nearly threw up this morning from laughing too much
-The Mooter came in too complain that she'd had too much sex this weekend and would I come with her too buy some Vagisil cos she couldn't sit down...
...I wandered around town with her shouting "VAGINA CREAM" every few steps. I think I may now be banned from Superdrug.
My mate Darren stayed over the other night..I love him too bits but he is such a man whore...he's 25 and has slept with 57 girls...including three of my best mates and my boss. I hate having morals aaaaaaaaaargh! How come it's easier to sleep with someone you don't know than someone you do?
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
shinobiryu:
Ha ha! I can't have sex, so I have no problems on that arena. 
ra0ul:
i am twenty seven and until recently was a bit of a man whore. I've never counted the number of girls i've slept with but fifty seven passed me by a while back. I disagree i've slept with strangers and friends alike but I'm a changed guy... at least temporarily. You good?