It worries me slightly that all I have to talk about in my journal recently is how drunk I got at the weekend...or Wednesday...or just in general whenever I have enough pennies to go for a drinkedy drink drink 
On Saturday after planning on not going out at all as I was in one of those delightful moods where if someone makes eye contact you either start crying or want to kick them in the shins...
Somehow I ended up in Nice and Sleazys, in Glasgow for fucks sake (It took me 6 hours to get home on Sunday) sneaking in to some gig to see some Swedish singer song writer who played the ukelele (eh?) then a cocktail bar where I downed numerous banoffee flavoured drinks that took at least twenty minutes to prepare "oooh it's like a banana milkshake ...but with vodka ...and martini...and gin" Then onto the art school to see Flying matchstick Men and the Shout out louds.
...During the course of the evening 2 different blokes came up to me to ask if could sell them any drugs?wtf?
I'd normally find this fucking hilarious but that afternoon whilst standing outside Armstrongs having my ciggie break some drunk twat wanders past and comments..."Fuckin' hell!How much love?"
Probably serves me right for having "I AM A CRACK WHORE" written in big red letters across my forehead?
Then ...we ended up at some house party with the FMM and the guitarist from Mogwai (who I blethered away to for about an hour before I realised who he was) where there were lots of drunk pretentious indie types flailing around to Kate Bush....the definition of pretentious?....men who wear trilbys ....indoors
I'm feeling very John cusacky today (yes it's a word...Cusacky..look it up)
I've got my cosby sweater on, and have just recieved a sharp spiritual kick to the head (shokubuko)
So with no further ado here are some top 5's
Top 5 sad songs
-Jenny you're barely alive-Rilo Kiley
-Haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh-Bright eyes
-Needle in the hay-Elliot Smith
-Improv-JJ72
-Maradonna vs. Elvis vs. Me (I may have got that the wrong way round?)-Brand New
Top 5 celebrities would like to meet
Cindy Lauper
Katie Jane Garside
Bill Bailey
Chuck Palahnuik
Brody Dahl
Top 5 happy songs
For I am the way-Queen Adreena
Art Star-Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Dismantle Me-The Distillers
Kained but Able-Capdown
Dark Shines-Muse
Top 5 personal annoying habits
Chain smoking when nervous or stressed out
rubbing my feet together when stressed out
fidgeting when nervous
procrastinating when reaaaaaaaaaaaallly behind with course work like I am right now
being nervous and stressed out all the FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Can you describe yourself using only three words all beginning with the same letter?
Erratic, eclectic,eccentric ...look at me everybody ...I ate a dictionary for lunch!
I've now posted some pictures of me looking very stupid in a mermaid costume, I figured out how to magically make photos appear on my jounal with the help of the tremendous Zooxanthelle!!!!!!!!!
moah
for I am the way, burn all effigies of clay, for I am the way, walk on water today for I am the way, today I turn my blood to sweetest wine, a holy song imbued with the divine, for I am the way, today's the day the gods walk out on me, the great divide is crossed for you by me, for I am the way, today the only bridge I have I burn, today for once I'm not the last to learn, for I am the way, today's the day that I become the sky, a silent understanding, my oh my, for I am the way KJG ALWAYS MAKES EVERYTHING FEEL ALL BETTER MMMMMMMMMMMM
On Saturday after planning on not going out at all as I was in one of those delightful moods where if someone makes eye contact you either start crying or want to kick them in the shins...
Somehow I ended up in Nice and Sleazys, in Glasgow for fucks sake (It took me 6 hours to get home on Sunday) sneaking in to some gig to see some Swedish singer song writer who played the ukelele (eh?) then a cocktail bar where I downed numerous banoffee flavoured drinks that took at least twenty minutes to prepare "oooh it's like a banana milkshake ...but with vodka ...and martini...and gin" Then onto the art school to see Flying matchstick Men and the Shout out louds.
...During the course of the evening 2 different blokes came up to me to ask if could sell them any drugs?wtf?
I'd normally find this fucking hilarious but that afternoon whilst standing outside Armstrongs having my ciggie break some drunk twat wanders past and comments..."Fuckin' hell!How much love?"
Probably serves me right for having "I AM A CRACK WHORE" written in big red letters across my forehead?
Then ...we ended up at some house party with the FMM and the guitarist from Mogwai (who I blethered away to for about an hour before I realised who he was) where there were lots of drunk pretentious indie types flailing around to Kate Bush....the definition of pretentious?....men who wear trilbys ....indoors
I'm feeling very John cusacky today (yes it's a word...Cusacky..look it up)
I've got my cosby sweater on, and have just recieved a sharp spiritual kick to the head (shokubuko)
So with no further ado here are some top 5's
Top 5 sad songs
-Jenny you're barely alive-Rilo Kiley
-Haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh-Bright eyes
-Needle in the hay-Elliot Smith
-Improv-JJ72
-Maradonna vs. Elvis vs. Me (I may have got that the wrong way round?)-Brand New
Top 5 celebrities would like to meet
Cindy Lauper
Katie Jane Garside
Bill Bailey
Chuck Palahnuik
Brody Dahl
Top 5 happy songs
For I am the way-Queen Adreena
Art Star-Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Dismantle Me-The Distillers
Kained but Able-Capdown
Dark Shines-Muse
Top 5 personal annoying habits
Chain smoking when nervous or stressed out
rubbing my feet together when stressed out
fidgeting when nervous
procrastinating when reaaaaaaaaaaaallly behind with course work like I am right now
being nervous and stressed out all the FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Can you describe yourself using only three words all beginning with the same letter?
Erratic, eclectic,eccentric ...look at me everybody ...I ate a dictionary for lunch!
I've now posted some pictures of me looking very stupid in a mermaid costume, I figured out how to magically make photos appear on my jounal with the help of the tremendous Zooxanthelle!!!!!!!!!
moah
for I am the way, burn all effigies of clay, for I am the way, walk on water today for I am the way, today I turn my blood to sweetest wine, a holy song imbued with the divine, for I am the way, today's the day the gods walk out on me, the great divide is crossed for you by me, for I am the way, today the only bridge I have I burn, today for once I'm not the last to learn, for I am the way, today's the day that I become the sky, a silent understanding, my oh my, for I am the way KJG ALWAYS MAKES EVERYTHING FEEL ALL BETTER MMMMMMMMMMMM
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I know exactly how "cusacky" feels. It's definately a real word.