I have reached yet another level of complete stupidity 
On Thursday while immensly hungover, I managed to slice the base of my thumb open while opening a can. What's more embarrasing is the fact it was a scented candle in a can, how pathetic is that?I cut my hand on a scented candle, I'm such a girl!
I was going to just stick a plaster on it when the bleeding eventually stopped but then my flat mate came home and dragged me to A&E, where we had to wait for 4 hours to be seen. Now I have 3 stitches in the base of my thumb and I can't do any of my uni work, tie my shoes, wash my hair or write my own name. Sometimes I'm so fucking blonde it's scary!
Apart from my digit disaster, I had a truly awesome weekend
The test icicles gig was awesome & I got to see Lora
ine as well. The best part is John... swoon. Officially the hottest and just about the only straight guy at my uni and I'm now kindof seeing him, huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's the sweetest, most genuine guy I've ever met and I feel like I can totally be myself around him and.......I haven't even slept with him yet!!!!!!!!!
GO ME!!!!!!!!!!
We were crashing at my freinds house and I outright told him (20 jd's later) that I really liked him and I wasn't going to sleep with him that night coz I new it would just fuck things up if I did,coz it ALWAYS does. To which he said he respected me to much to rush me into anything I didn't want to do. !!!!!!!!!!!
A boy...................respects me!!!!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD
Unfortunately this just made want to sleep with him more
Instead we just cuddled all night, but then my mate Scott walked in on us in our underwear, not a good look
Ooooh and Scott pulled Lauren, yippeeee!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm stuck in this horrible state of limbo, not knowing if John likes me as much as I like him or what's going to happen. I'm scared shitless, that I'll fuck it up or he'll turn out to be just another guy who treats me like crap...aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. I've turned into this chain smoking neurotic wreck, I need advice please!!!
p.s. he's coming round to my flat tonight
Hope everyone's ok, sorry I haven't been chatty but I'm massively behind in course work cos of my stupid busticated thumb
On Thursday while immensly hungover, I managed to slice the base of my thumb open while opening a can. What's more embarrasing is the fact it was a scented candle in a can, how pathetic is that?I cut my hand on a scented candle, I'm such a girl!
I was going to just stick a plaster on it when the bleeding eventually stopped but then my flat mate came home and dragged me to A&E, where we had to wait for 4 hours to be seen. Now I have 3 stitches in the base of my thumb and I can't do any of my uni work, tie my shoes, wash my hair or write my own name. Sometimes I'm so fucking blonde it's scary!
Apart from my digit disaster, I had a truly awesome weekend
The test icicles gig was awesome & I got to see Lora
ine as well. The best part is John... swoon. Officially the hottest and just about the only straight guy at my uni and I'm now kindof seeing him, huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's the sweetest, most genuine guy I've ever met and I feel like I can totally be myself around him and.......I haven't even slept with him yet!!!!!!!!!
GO ME!!!!!!!!!!
We were crashing at my freinds house and I outright told him (20 jd's later) that I really liked him and I wasn't going to sleep with him that night coz I new it would just fuck things up if I did,coz it ALWAYS does. To which he said he respected me to much to rush me into anything I didn't want to do. !!!!!!!!!!!
A boy...................respects me!!!!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD
Unfortunately this just made want to sleep with him more
Instead we just cuddled all night, but then my mate Scott walked in on us in our underwear, not a good look
Ooooh and Scott pulled Lauren, yippeeee!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm stuck in this horrible state of limbo, not knowing if John likes me as much as I like him or what's going to happen. I'm scared shitless, that I'll fuck it up or he'll turn out to be just another guy who treats me like crap...aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. I've turned into this chain smoking neurotic wreck, I need advice please!!!
p.s. he's coming round to my flat tonight
Hope everyone's ok, sorry I haven't been chatty but I'm massively behind in course work cos of my stupid busticated thumb
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The one thing that stops me getting a girlfriend is my love of the cock. It's like men unwittingly have one up on me. Ass-holes. There is every possibility however that a loving relationship would mean that the cock issue wouldn't matter.
MORAL DILEMNA : Would you date a guy who has no dick? Maybe it had been kicked off by an angry wolf?
I think that maybe too much Valentines advertising is driving me insane. Someone get me a stiff *oo-er* drink.
Thats cool about the new boy!