Yum yum yum
Am full of yummy foody goodness, after not being able to go food shopping for three weeks as I am a. broke b. buried under a massive pile of course work. Moo ma took pity on me and took me out to dinner with her boyfreind (that sounds so bizarre, he's 50 for gods sake) to Monster Mash
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Sausages and mash and chocolate fudge brownie sundae
Simple food for a simple person
She also got drunk on half a bottle of Magners and started telling dirty jokes, bless!
And then to top it all off she piled me back on my bus to Galashiels with four bags of shopping, grapes and jelly and special K, yum yum yum yum
And apparently a very cute boy was trying to chat me up on Saturday at work? I am so friggin dense that I would never have realised this myself...
I autamatically assume that all boys think I'm an idiot with scruffy hair and weird clothes, apparently not so!
Joy to the World, may-be I'm not a freak af-ter all, tra la, tra la, tra la!!!!!!
Got a truly excellent text message from the mooter on friday too
"Sno drunk at evok nirs u so mubh cumhn 2 b v 2mror wapbh mwah mwbh w w w w w w w w w x w"
I love drunken texts
Cannot wait until Saturday, I am about to wet myself with excitement. Its my work night out and the first day of (
xmas )holidays!
Hopefully if weenat finds me in a gutter the next morning she'll wake me up and remind me what year it is
Humbuggles to you
Santa is a peodophile hahar
Am full of yummy foody goodness, after not being able to go food shopping for three weeks as I am a. broke b. buried under a massive pile of course work. Moo ma took pity on me and took me out to dinner with her boyfreind (that sounds so bizarre, he's 50 for gods sake) to Monster Mash
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Sausages and mash and chocolate fudge brownie sundae
Simple food for a simple person
She also got drunk on half a bottle of Magners and started telling dirty jokes, bless!
And then to top it all off she piled me back on my bus to Galashiels with four bags of shopping, grapes and jelly and special K, yum yum yum yum
And apparently a very cute boy was trying to chat me up on Saturday at work? I am so friggin dense that I would never have realised this myself...
I autamatically assume that all boys think I'm an idiot with scruffy hair and weird clothes, apparently not so!
Joy to the World, may-be I'm not a freak af-ter all, tra la, tra la, tra la!!!!!!
Got a truly excellent text message from the mooter on friday too
"Sno drunk at evok nirs u so mubh cumhn 2 b v 2mror wapbh mwah mwbh w w w w w w w w w x w"
I love drunken texts
Cannot wait until Saturday, I am about to wet myself with excitement. Its my work night out and the first day of (
xmas )holidays!
Hopefully if weenat finds me in a gutter the next morning she'll wake me up and remind me what year it is
Humbuggles to you
Santa is a peodophile hahar
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chesca:
Wow someone else who has devoted a journal entry to food! Drunken messages are always amusing... I just wish I could've used the "i was drunk" excuse when I sent a text to my bf's house phone and bt read the message out to his mum 
Drunken messages are always amusing... I just wish I could've used the "i was drunk" excuse when I sent a text to my bf's house phone and bt read the message out to his mum 
gem:
sorry didnt come visit you today. hope you're having a fun night tonight xxx