HUMBUGEROOOOONY 
Sorry just needed to get that out of my system...
On Saturday, at work, one of my bestest freinds got made manager of the kingdom of Armstrongs, hurrah! This rules for so many reasons....unfortunately she later got a bit carried away and started teasing me with this talking cowgirl doll (Toy Story 2) that had big googly eyes and an evil evil laugh (shudder).
At one point she threw it at me ...and obviously I start screaming and get hysterical....at this point I realise all the customers are laughing their asses of at me..she then spends the rest of the day making the devil doll laugh into the intercom, coz apparently it's funny when I'm scared shitless
God I really am a feeble excuse for a human being
Moo pa split up with his moo girlfreind last week booooo
Call me insensitive but I still find it highly disturbing to have to watch a grown man cry, esp if its your pops.
He phoned me last night to tell me that falling in love was pointless and we all end up alone anyway..thanks for that dad
MooJ's quote of the week: "Stop being a tit, you look so damn hot right now I wanna bum rape you with my elbow"
Squdges and squidgie ones all round my little turnips
Sorry just needed to get that out of my system...
On Saturday, at work, one of my bestest freinds got made manager of the kingdom of Armstrongs, hurrah! This rules for so many reasons....unfortunately she later got a bit carried away and started teasing me with this talking cowgirl doll (Toy Story 2) that had big googly eyes and an evil evil laugh (shudder).
At one point she threw it at me ...and obviously I start screaming and get hysterical....at this point I realise all the customers are laughing their asses of at me..she then spends the rest of the day making the devil doll laugh into the intercom, coz apparently it's funny when I'm scared shitless
God I really am a feeble excuse for a human being
Moo pa split up with his moo girlfreind last week booooo
Call me insensitive but I still find it highly disturbing to have to watch a grown man cry, esp if its your pops.
He phoned me last night to tell me that falling in love was pointless and we all end up alone anyway..thanks for that dad
MooJ's quote of the week: "Stop being a tit, you look so damn hot right now I wanna bum rape you with my elbow"
Squdges and squidgie ones all round my little turnips
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I'm not cute really, i'm quite an agressive little bunny. Kogii on the other hand is the epitomy of cute and is NEVER takes her shitty mood out on anyone else.
She's a beauty alright
Hope you're having a good weekend x