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(yOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT SPONGEBOOOB!!)
Had such a fucking weird weekend, I ended up having to stop people coming in my shop on Saturday as it was so busy. Word of warning: people don't take bouncers very seriously if they're dressed as a fairy
.
Went out on my lunch break, still in my costume and some pshycotic jakey homeless guy told me I looked like Nancy Spungen. Cheers for that mate, every girl likes being told she looks like a physco junky whore
He also made me hug him and give him a kiss on the cheek, he smelled like WD40. I really should stop talking to weirdos
Edinburgh is like a freak circus sometimes, we even have nicknames for all the dodgies (thats a technical term) that come in the shop
- Glue Boy (carries a can of glue up his sleeve, often breaks down and cries in public)
- The Ogre Twins (Two old alcoholics with jaundis, they like to steal brightly coloured ties, I think its nice that homeless people still take pride in their appearance
)
- Monkey (Adoreable alcoholic little old man, with an obsession for gold jewellry)
- Kilt Man (Very scary Glaswegian alcoholic, who steals kilts and once threatened to bottle me when I told him he couldn't smoke in the shop)
I don't know what it is about the Grassmarket that attracts such bizarros, at least its never dull I just wish customers would stop threatening to knife me
MY TEST ICICLES ALBUM ARRIVED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!AM SO EXCITED I COULD EAT MY OWN EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(yOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT SPONGEBOOOB!!)
Had such a fucking weird weekend, I ended up having to stop people coming in my shop on Saturday as it was so busy. Word of warning: people don't take bouncers very seriously if they're dressed as a fairy
.
Went out on my lunch break, still in my costume and some pshycotic jakey homeless guy told me I looked like Nancy Spungen. Cheers for that mate, every girl likes being told she looks like a physco junky whore
He also made me hug him and give him a kiss on the cheek, he smelled like WD40. I really should stop talking to weirdos
Edinburgh is like a freak circus sometimes, we even have nicknames for all the dodgies (thats a technical term) that come in the shop
- Glue Boy (carries a can of glue up his sleeve, often breaks down and cries in public)
- The Ogre Twins (Two old alcoholics with jaundis, they like to steal brightly coloured ties, I think its nice that homeless people still take pride in their appearance
)
- Monkey (Adoreable alcoholic little old man, with an obsession for gold jewellry)
- Kilt Man (Very scary Glaswegian alcoholic, who steals kilts and once threatened to bottle me when I told him he couldn't smoke in the shop)
I don't know what it is about the Grassmarket that attracts such bizarros, at least its never dull I just wish customers would stop threatening to knife me
MY TEST ICICLES ALBUM ARRIVED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!AM SO EXCITED I COULD EAT MY OWN EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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zooxanthelle:
Also: "Tagged" twenty Facts from you now please miss MooJ
pattymayonaise:
dont eat your ears!!! you need ears!!