God I feel old!Being 20 sucks ass!
Got the most bizarre compliment this weekend (I collect them!) I was having a collective birthday thing and ended up in Opium on Saturday night, dressed up in my meoh-tastic leopard print tights and hotpants. Anyway , I was talking to these two guys, then went to go find my freind who overheard them say "How much do you wish you were apair of tights right now?" Flattered, yes, but also feel a tiny bit violated
According to my evil boss (who is pregnant apparently, not fat, oops!) we all have to wear halloween costumes on Saturday. Yay, I love having an excuse to get dressed up like a tit! Last year I dressed up as Cindy Lauper and died my hair fluorescent orange (it actually glowed on the dark and was able to delight my freinds with my impression of a baked bean on a fork)
This year me thinx I shall be highly unoriginal and dress up as fairy(I secretly just like getting to bop people with a fairy wand
)
Also was watching Bill Hicks last night Is it wrong that I actually find him kinda attractive when he does the goat boy thing? 
Got the most bizarre compliment this weekend (I collect them!) I was having a collective birthday thing and ended up in Opium on Saturday night, dressed up in my meoh-tastic leopard print tights and hotpants. Anyway , I was talking to these two guys, then went to go find my freind who overheard them say "How much do you wish you were apair of tights right now?" Flattered, yes, but also feel a tiny bit violated
According to my evil boss (who is pregnant apparently, not fat, oops!) we all have to wear halloween costumes on Saturday. Yay, I love having an excuse to get dressed up like a tit! Last year I dressed up as Cindy Lauper and died my hair fluorescent orange (it actually glowed on the dark and was able to delight my freinds with my impression of a baked bean on a fork)
This year me thinx I shall be highly unoriginal and dress up as fairy(I secretly just like getting to bop people with a fairy wand
)
Also was watching Bill Hicks last night
Is it wrong that I actually find him kinda attractive when he does the goat boy thing?
Maybe the guy in Opium just actually wants to be a pair of tights? I often wish i was a handbag. As for Bill Hicks being goat boy ..... well .... the less said the better