monticello

So the other day I'm at work and a part of my leg keeps banging into a corner of my desk and I notice that its really tender on that certain spot....

****INTERRUPTION****

Sorry... I had to change laundry over and while doing so, my 2 year old jumps on the computer and posts my half-finished post. Sorry, Ted... you didn't get the whole story....

Back to the story...

So I go into the bathroom to see why the hell my leg hurts so bad. There's this huge bruise just above the knee, about 5 inches long and 2 inches wide, very colorful..... lots of green and brown and purple and a bit of yellow. Its very tender, and actually raised a bit, like a welt, and its HUGE.

Here's the funny part...... I have no FUCKING clue how it got there. There's the urban legend that if you consistently wake up with unexplained bruises or cuts, then its a sign you're getting abducted by aliens. With the caliber of this bruise, some mighty interesting experiments must have been performed on me.

Kay, on a completely different note....

Anyone know of a drink I can make with 10 year old campari? I can't get rid of the stuff!