monsvalentine

nicolelee gave me one hell of a laugh last night. white trash. epic fupa. funny. thanks.

the gold medal is fucking hawt. kerri walsh and misty may. especially last night. damn.



three stories.

was at the gym yesterday. picked up an old copy of that shit rag known as us magazine. damn. spears is getting a little celly. lay off the cheetos, mama.

read on cnn where fox weatherman, chris edwards, turned down an annual salary of four hundred thousand to spend more time with his family. now that should be honorable. absolutely. but daddy is still responsible for bringing home the cheddar. and his back-up plan is charging local high schools fees to show their students new science experiements. hmmnn. jackass. let me know how the welfare system works. and the resentment your family feels when you move out of that house and into that trailer. loo hoo zer.

was at the gas station yesterday at central and lemmon. a homeless lady walks up. (i have a soft spot for the homeless. not sure why.) she politely asks me for any help i can give her. i hand her some money. she was again, extremely polite. then she starts explaining how bad it sucks to be homeless. and says: "don't ever do that one thing that causes you to lose everything. don't do that one thing. it's not worth it." i just sat there like... holy fuck. hit me like a fucking ton of bricks. heavy.

know this. i "ain't" doing that one thing.

live fat. be skinny.