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corytx: hey surfbetty, what's happenin'?
surfbetty: oh, i don't know.
corytx: well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
surfbetty: uh, yeah, i think i'm goin' down to the shore.
corytx: whatcha gonna do down there?
surfbetty: uh, i don't know, play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts.
surfbetty: hey, don't forget to get your motley crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
surfbetty: uh huh.
corytx: hey, you gonna check out the sandbar while you're there?
surfbetty: uh, what's the sandbar?
corytx: oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
surfbetty: oh, cool.
corytx: y'know who's gonna be there?
surfbetty: uh, who?
corytx: my favorite cover band, crystal shit.
surfbetty: oh.
corytx: yeah, they do a doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

love me two times baby
love me twice today
love me two times girl
cause i got aids
love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause i got aids

surfbetty: wow, pretty good jim morrison impersonation there.
corytx: yeah, i hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
sufbetty: uh, what's the court?
corytx: never mind that,
surfbetty: oh, you mean like the people's court?
corytx: ell, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how i'm gonna get down to the shore.
surfbetty: uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
corytx: funny you should ask, i've got a car now.
surfbetty: oh wow, how'd you get a car?
corytx: oh my parents drove it up here from the bahamas.
surfbetty: you're kidding!
corytx: i must be, the bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car i have.
surfbetty: uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
corytx: i've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
i ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
now it's in all the papers
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match
so if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch
i ran over some old lady one night at the county fair
and i didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
tony orlando and dawn
when i drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss
because i've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus
so you'd better get out of my way, when i run through your yard
because i've got a BITCHIN CAMARO
and an exxon credit card
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
hey, man where ya headed
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
i drive on unleaded!