Just saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It's a great movie.
Also, Jill did remember it was my birthday.
When I reached for the check at dinner, she took it from me and said "It's my treat on your birthday." I fake pouted and said, but you got the movie, too. She said, "yep, it's still your birthday." I paused for a second and...
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Also, Jill did remember it was my birthday.
When I reached for the check at dinner, she took it from me and said "It's my treat on your birthday." I fake pouted and said, but you got the movie, too. She said, "yep, it's still your birthday." I paused for a second and...
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An old friend from high school asked me to see a movie with her tomorrow. We're going to see Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind. I'd like to think of it more as a Charlie Kaufmann movie than a Jim Carrey movie.
I always had a crush on her in high school, but I dated her best friend. Being the good guy that I am,...
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I always had a crush on her in high school, but I dated her best friend. Being the good guy that I am,...
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Just finished up GDC. Game budgets are getting bigger and it's getting harder for small developers.
Looks like the game industry is going to be even worse than Hollywood when it comes to innovation. Beyond Good and Evil didn't do well, neither did XIII. That means that you're going to see fewer and fewer original properties and more and more rehash of the same old...
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Looks like the game industry is going to be even worse than Hollywood when it comes to innovation. Beyond Good and Evil didn't do well, neither did XIII. That means that you're going to see fewer and fewer original properties and more and more rehash of the same old...
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A friend of mine showed me some of those imaginary girlfriend auctions up on E-Bay.
So I myself put up as an imaginary bad boyfriend. But they took it down almost right away!
Oh well, I'll post the text tomorrow.
So I myself put up as an imaginary bad boyfriend. But they took it down almost right away!
Oh well, I'll post the text tomorrow.
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monsterx:
Bad Boyfriend E-Bay Ad:
Quite a bit late, but here it is:
E-Bay auction: Imaginary Bad Boyfriend
If you're just out of bad breakup and your battered self-esteem won't allow you to go one week without a boyfriend, no matter how terrible he is, then look no further!
Whoever wins this auction will win my aloofness and apathy as a bad boyfriend for 4 weeks. I will give you my phone number and email address. You can call me at any time, and I either won't pick up the phone or I'll tell you, "Hey babe, I'm watching football. Talk you later, 'kay?" You can pour out your emotions in email or let me know the awful state of our relationship, and I will cheerfully respond, "Lol! Thanks babe!"
During this time, you can look for a new touchy-feely granola boyfriend who you can confide in and who actually will listen to you blab on and on about how terribly I'm treating you. When you feel that this guy is sufficiently whipped, you can simply dump me via email or phone, thus regaining the self-esteem you lost when that cheating player before me dumped you.
As an added bonus, if your birthday falls in this period, I will pretend to forget it and you can yell at me... which I will ignore. I wont introduce you to my friends, not for any reason in particular. But it will still make you feel like Im ashamed to go out in public with you. If you like, you can buy me chocolates for Valentines Day, which I will eat with my friends while playing Xbox games.
Please note: This does not mean I will become your REAL bad boyfriend, although I'm sure my years of experience will make it seem all too real. This is pretend. Everything is done online or through the mail and there will not be any "in person" meetings. Sadly, that means the obligatory hot breakup sex is right out. Besides, I'm watching football. FOOTBALL babe!
Once you have paid for the auction, I'll send you my email address and I can start ignoring you from the very first letter.
Thanks babe!
Ming
Quite a bit late, but here it is:
E-Bay auction: Imaginary Bad Boyfriend
If you're just out of bad breakup and your battered self-esteem won't allow you to go one week without a boyfriend, no matter how terrible he is, then look no further!
Whoever wins this auction will win my aloofness and apathy as a bad boyfriend for 4 weeks. I will give you my phone number and email address. You can call me at any time, and I either won't pick up the phone or I'll tell you, "Hey babe, I'm watching football. Talk you later, 'kay?" You can pour out your emotions in email or let me know the awful state of our relationship, and I will cheerfully respond, "Lol! Thanks babe!"
During this time, you can look for a new touchy-feely granola boyfriend who you can confide in and who actually will listen to you blab on and on about how terribly I'm treating you. When you feel that this guy is sufficiently whipped, you can simply dump me via email or phone, thus regaining the self-esteem you lost when that cheating player before me dumped you.
As an added bonus, if your birthday falls in this period, I will pretend to forget it and you can yell at me... which I will ignore. I wont introduce you to my friends, not for any reason in particular. But it will still make you feel like Im ashamed to go out in public with you. If you like, you can buy me chocolates for Valentines Day, which I will eat with my friends while playing Xbox games.
Please note: This does not mean I will become your REAL bad boyfriend, although I'm sure my years of experience will make it seem all too real. This is pretend. Everything is done online or through the mail and there will not be any "in person" meetings. Sadly, that means the obligatory hot breakup sex is right out. Besides, I'm watching football. FOOTBALL babe!
Once you have paid for the auction, I'll send you my email address and I can start ignoring you from the very first letter.
Thanks babe!
Ming
monsterx:
Just finished up GDC. Game budgets are getting bigger and it's getting harder for small developers. 
Looks like the game industry is going to be even worse than Hollywood when it comes to innovation. Beyond Good and Evil didn't do well, neither did XIII. That means that you're going to see fewer and fewer original properties and more and more rehash of the same old ones.
Why don't people buy original games anymore? You're killing us little guys!
Looks like the game industry is going to be even worse than Hollywood when it comes to innovation. Beyond Good and Evil didn't do well, neither did XIII. That means that you're going to see fewer and fewer original properties and more and more rehash of the same old ones.
Why don't people buy original games anymore? You're killing us little guys!