OK so my fantasticly hot upstairs neighbor ( 
)and I run into each other at the store, she smiles, says hi, looks at the random scraps of food in my basket and says, "are you having a party?"
What I should have said is "Yes, it's upstairs neighbor appreciation week and I was just getting prepared."
What I did say was "heh, yeah, Me, myself,...
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)and I run into each other at the store, she smiles, says hi, looks at the random scraps of food in my basket and says, "are you having a party?"
What I should have said is "Yes, it's upstairs neighbor appreciation week and I was just getting prepared."
What I did say was "heh, yeah, Me, myself,...
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I went to a passion party tonight. Lots of fun that. It was at the house of a respiratory therapist that I work with, and she and I were the oldest ones there. Everyone else was early twenties. Now my RT buddy and I have plenty to talk about and compare, the rest of those kids - especially the other two guys there - man,...
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urblueygrl:
yeah those parties are cool. Ive been to a few and we would usually get drinks first so it was always fun. One time we had to play a game with this huge dildo where you pass it to each other between your legs, since we were all alittle drunk we decided to do it in the front yard... I think we entertained the whole neighborhood. Another time one of the girls tried on the vibrating butterfly that fits like panties that was funny... they have coed parties sometimes but never been to any of those now that would be fun.....
devilsplum:
Nah, it's OK as long as you don't give up a list of chicks you've used it on before. That's just not a good idea. And don't go pulling it out of a pouch or something covered in fuzz and sticky bits. Yuck. It's not like your penis is coming fresh out of the package is it?
Nope...So what's the difference? Clean dildos don't get you prego or give you crazy funk...well, unless you DID have it all covered with fuzz and sticky bits. Again...yuck.
Anyway you can wash it right there in that there dishwash thingy.
Hell, I dated a guy who had WAAAAY more stuff than I did. Mixes things up a bit, ya know?
I highly recommend one of those ones that look and feel real. I think it's called Cyberskin or something like that. I don't remember, I threw the box out a long time ago. A bit pricey($50-$75) but worth EVERY penny!!!
Trust me...I AM a chick.
really....I am.
Nope...So what's the difference? Clean dildos don't get you prego or give you crazy funk...well, unless you DID have it all covered with fuzz and sticky bits. Again...yuck.
Anyway you can wash it right there in that there dishwash thingy.
Hell, I dated a guy who had WAAAAY more stuff than I did. Mixes things up a bit, ya know?
I highly recommend one of those ones that look and feel real. I think it's called Cyberskin or something like that. I don't remember, I threw the box out a long time ago. A bit pricey($50-$75) but worth EVERY penny!!!
Trust me...I AM a chick.
really....I am.
What to do what to do. I've got that itch. I may actually get outside the apartment on my night off. Gah.
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Or
Ab kadefge jeklemenop querstuvewix
Anyone here watch Sesame Street?
I wanna get the lyrics to the Telephone Rock.
Or
Ab kadefge jeklemenop querstuvewix
Anyone here watch Sesame Street?
I wanna get the lyrics to the Telephone Rock.
joshof13thfloor:
God, I loved Sesame Street. I knew how to read and write by the time I got into kindergarten thanks to Sesame Street.
Yeah, that's by far the worst part about Eddie's passing. It sucks for all of us who admired and loved him from afar but his little girls will never get to see there daddy again. Life's a real bitch sometimes.
-Josh
Yeah, that's by far the worst part about Eddie's passing. It sucks for all of us who admired and loved him from afar but his little girls will never get to see there daddy again. Life's a real bitch sometimes.
-Josh
I'm sure I will never never figure out women. At this point I'm not even sure that I want to. Of course I still find them intoxicating and magical, but WTF? A lady I've had my eye on for years calls me up to tell me about this boy she's been hanging around with recently. She tells me how romantic and sweet and vulnerable he...
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moirae:
You know that girl too! Oh wait I forgot... they're all like that.
urblueygrl:
Your so right.. those girls are just plain stupid to not totally attack you. Your adorable, sweet, a genuine good guy (which is really hard to find, and your a nurse now come on they have got to be retarted to pass you by, and you know you dont want no girl too dumb to know a good thing when she sees it... Your princess will show up when you least expect it and make everything make sense....
Fall is in there air again. I love the smell and the change in the air. This is my favorite time of the year and strangely the sadest too. Maybe not sad - maybe just melencholy. I'm probably more than a little dysthimic. I dunno, I just seem to want lots of hugs around this time of year. I'm a puss.
Anyway, what's to tell?...
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Anyway, what's to tell?...
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urblueygrl:
yeah i usually end up working my birthday too... as long as you do something fun at some point in time its all good
priss:
aw babe!
I missed your birthday
you know i love you, i hope it was the happiest of all.
if anyone can go on a million more years, it's you
I missed your birthday
you know i love you, i hope it was the happiest of all.
if anyone can go on a million more years, it's you
Ughhh....
The party at Ramona's last night was great. This morning I'm not so great. My stomach insists on doing summersalts while the rest of me wants to stay very still.
I didn't drink a lot but I was smoking those foul cigarette thingies. Why did that seem like such a fine idea last night? I remember at the time thinking...
No, I wasn't...
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The party at Ramona's last night was great. This morning I'm not so great. My stomach insists on doing summersalts while the rest of me wants to stay very still.
I didn't drink a lot but I was smoking those foul cigarette thingies. Why did that seem like such a fine idea last night? I remember at the time thinking...
No, I wasn't...
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joshof13thfloor:
Ever get all the paint off?
Here's hoping all is well in your part of the world.
Peace.
-Josh
Here's hoping all is well in your part of the world.
Peace.
-Josh
joshof13thfloor:
All the girls here obviously have strange tastes.
And God bless 'em for it, lol.
-Josh
And God bless 'em for it, lol.
-Josh
OK, so I have been tagged by juniordeputy, and now I have to tell 20 interesting things about myself...
1. I actually like being a nurse, and I've been known to cry when my patients die.
2. I actually like being a soldier, and the dirtier I get the more I like it.
3. The only drug I ever tried was marijuana...I inhaled, but...
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1. I actually like being a nurse, and I've been known to cry when my patients die.
2. I actually like being a soldier, and the dirtier I get the more I like it.
3. The only drug I ever tried was marijuana...I inhaled, but...
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juniordeputy:
of course i have mine. ah. hank.
urblueygrl:
u really are an amazing guy... and im sure your gonna make an amazing husband and father one day :o)
I need love, I need magic, I need YOU.
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juniordeputy:
... you need hank.
juniordeputy:
eh hem... TAG BITCH.
you are it!
you are it!
They may or may not be lesbians, but there are some smoking hot babes waving "Honk for Homos" right to marriage signs on 16th and broadway today. As much as I love my dick (and I do), I'd go without it for some of those chicks. HOT DAMN!
HURRICANE KATRINA
I've been back for a couple of days now and I have a shit load...
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HURRICANE KATRINA
I've been back for a couple of days now and I have a shit load...
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devilsplum:
Ever heard of the "hot dog girls" in Florida? They stand on the side of busy roads in town thru-out Florida and wave to guys as some old dude stands next to them with a hotdof catr. It's so funny...and works.
ROWR...now there's some hotness....woohoo.
Did you make a trip to LA recently?
ROWR...now there's some hotness....woohoo.
Did you make a trip to LA recently?
juniordeputy:
i want to mate with you and make our baby named "hank."
:kiss;