Soooo...
Test today and I'm busy fucking off as usual.
Test today and I'm busy fucking off as usual.
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I shop at Wallmart because the women are HOT! I'm not joking. Trashy women get me all bothered.
I learned a couple of things tonight:
a) Alarm clocks are in electronics, NOT in appliances
b) There are three speeds to a check out isle: Fast, slow, and evil.
Fall has been here for a few weeks. It's my favorite time of the year, but strangely...
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I learned a couple of things tonight:
a) Alarm clocks are in electronics, NOT in appliances
b) There are three speeds to a check out isle: Fast, slow, and evil.
Fall has been here for a few weeks. It's my favorite time of the year, but strangely...
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Does it get any better than a peanutbutter and Marmite samich?
No, it does not
No, it does not
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jovanka:
You're too nice to me MJ.
My sleep schedule is fucked. It has been since I started school. Do you think it could be the coffee and cigarettes at 2am? Nah.
My poor toad. I moved the sole survivor here to my apartment to save it from neglect and I'm gonna give the poor thing cancer from all the 2nd hand smoke. I'm at half a pack a day which is...
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My poor toad. I moved the sole survivor here to my apartment to save it from neglect and I'm gonna give the poor thing cancer from all the 2nd hand smoke. I'm at half a pack a day which is...
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jovanka:
You need ta vacation.
I'm in LA a lot... are you chicken to meet me? I'm actually quite nice.
I'm in LA a lot... are you chicken to meet me? I'm actually quite nice.
sakita:
your poor toady.
just give him some self contained underwater breathing apparatus and tell him to go swim.
have you seen a movie called
spring, summer, winter, spring?
every time someone says toad
i think of that movie and get sad.
just give him some self contained underwater breathing apparatus and tell him to go swim.
have you seen a movie called
spring, summer, winter, spring?
every time someone says toad
i think of that movie and get sad.
Today went better. Tomorrow is another day.
I love being awake at 2am and having no one to talk to.
I love being awake at 2am and having no one to talk to.
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elise:
awww....thank you for such a sweet comment. you made me smile 
urblueygrl:
hey joe were home from sushi kinda early now we are gonna attempt to move furniture, if you get like really really bored with nothing else to do you could come help and save me.... for some reason husband thinks i can move a sofa and bed up a flight of stairs i dont see this going very well.... lol
I worked 16 hours at the hospital today. I started out with a team of 8 and by the evening shift I was down to 6. I took care of one 79 year old WWII and Korean War Vet. He's blind in one eye, he's missing his right leg, and he's got pressure sores among other things. It's funny in the odd sense that this...
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sexybeast:
I have three cats and I don't want to take care of anymore animals after this. A couple of years ago one of my cats got sick and that's when I realized I'm probably going to outlive my cats, which is good because I will always be here to take care of them. But I can't imagine anything ever happening to them. Basically what I'm saying is I understand the frog thing, and it's okay.
...Come to think of it we got some sea monkeys a few weeks ago and I realized we should leave them behind when we move. I am worried that they won't make... I think I sound pretty lame. But you gotta find something to care about when you can't stand humans most of the time... sorry for the rambling I do that often.
...Come to think of it we got some sea monkeys a few weeks ago and I realized we should leave them behind when we move. I am worried that they won't make... I think I sound pretty lame. But you gotta find something to care about when you can't stand humans most of the time... sorry for the rambling I do that often.
I hate throwing up 
At my age it's so God damned rookie there's no excuse except illness.
Yes, I went to the brewfest here in Sacramento yesterday. Yes, I got drunk and yes, I was yaking into the toilet of Joe's Crab Shack in Old Sac.
It snuck up on me. I only used 9 of my 15 drink tokens. It's not like I was...
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At my age it's so God damned rookie there's no excuse except illness.
Yes, I went to the brewfest here in Sacramento yesterday. Yes, I got drunk and yes, I was yaking into the toilet of Joe's Crab Shack in Old Sac.
It snuck up on me. I only used 9 of my 15 drink tokens. It's not like I was...
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karalynn:
Just popped by to check up on your journal. Hope life is treating you well.
Just popped by to check up on your journal. Hope life is treating you well.
zelda:
miss you
miss you
Accidents do happen.
I was gonna tell you guys a love story, but then I had a beer and went over to my mom's place. I did a little homework on the comp over there-they have a printer you see-then I decided to pack up a few more of my things and head back to the apartment.
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I was gonna tell you guys a love story, but then I had a beer and went over to my mom's place. I did a little homework on the comp over there-they have a printer you see-then I decided to pack up a few more of my things and head back to the apartment.
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distant:
just checking in on you and saying what's up hope things out west are well
hope things out west are well
karalynn:
The Dancing Banana says to have a good weekend.
The Dancing Banana says to have a good weekend. Update...update...update
Eh, work, school, not getting laid. You guys know how it goes.
Be safe and have fun.
Eh, work, school, not getting laid. You guys know how it goes.
Be safe and have fun.
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joshof13thfloor:
What up?
-Josh
-Josh
I started school yesterday. As much as I wanted my life back, I can't say that I'm overjoyed. I dunno.
I'm pessimistic. I'm on the borderline of a deep blue funk. He's an asshole, she's an asshole, wouldn't you like to be an asshole too? Be an asshole. Drink Dr. asshole.
Some of you may remember me trying to give away umbrella's in New York...
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I'm pessimistic. I'm on the borderline of a deep blue funk. He's an asshole, she's an asshole, wouldn't you like to be an asshole too? Be an asshole. Drink Dr. asshole.
Some of you may remember me trying to give away umbrella's in New York...
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jovanka:
Hell yeah, I just need to have pure white eyes and I'd be smokin'!
karalynn:
Hope this week proves to be better. Keep SG posted, will ya?
Hope the fuckin' off didn't have to harsh an effect on your test.
Peace.
-Josh
awesome!
i have been too busy to play lately
but tomorrow
its ON!