Dear God,
Today, I swear, I will not be an asshole.
Today, I swear, I will not be an asshole.
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The asshole is a very importaint sphincter...without one you will .....well you wont die but you would have very stinky shit bag attached to your side that you would have to dump every day....and sometimes you'll spill the bag and get the shit all over your hands or something.......SO BE NICE TO THE ASSHOLE, he (or she) is your friend.
and remember to use proper lubrication if you decide to play with the asshole too.