monsterjoe

I shop at Wallmart because the women are HOT! I'm not joking. Trashy women get me all bothered.

I learned a couple of things tonight:

a) Alarm clocks are in electronics, NOT in appliances

b) There are three speeds to a check out isle: Fast, slow, and evil.

Fall has been here for a few weeks. It's my favorite time of the year, but strangely I'm always a little more sad than usual. I don't know why. It makes me think of death and magic at the same time. I love the cold light and the smell on the wind. I was in love with November rain way before Axel Rose wrote a song about it.

I'm drinking beer and I want to make out. If you were here I would kiss you.