Hey, I got pics!
Sadley, the beard fairy came and shaved off all of my facial hair yesterday. He said it would be put to good use providing cancer patients with beard options and as fuel in the Mongolian step
It's like half of my face is gone. Well, my chin disapeared and my cheeks got bigger. No one told me that growing a beard would alter my precious good looks 
It's gonna be a little while before I recognize the guy in the mirror.
The move in to my appartment is going painfully slow. Where, I ask you, does all of this shit come from? I lead a very minimalistic and austere life style, yet I have boxes and boxes of crap-o-rama.
But hey, fuck you if you want me to get rid of my Ren and Stimpy fart dolls OK?
Sadley, the beard fairy came and shaved off all of my facial hair yesterday. He said it would be put to good use providing cancer patients with beard options and as fuel in the Mongolian step
It's like half of my face is gone. Well, my chin disapeared and my cheeks got bigger. No one told me that growing a beard would alter my precious good looks It's gonna be a little while before I recognize the guy in the mirror.
The move in to my appartment is going painfully slow. Where, I ask you, does all of this shit come from? I lead a very minimalistic and austere life style, yet I have boxes and boxes of crap-o-rama.
But hey, fuck you if you want me to get rid of my Ren and Stimpy fart dolls OK?
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Dick and Jane Period 101 video
why..........oh why god...............why?
You think you have a lot of crap now? Try getting married to a woman who never throws anything away. Ye Gods, we have a lot of crap.
Peace.
-Josh