Oi 
I haven't drank like this since I was a private.
I've been drunk 3-4 times since Friday.
You wanna know what happens when I get drunk? Good, I'll tell you.
When I get drunk I want to kiss and make out.
Some of you may have noticed that I'm shedding extra amounts of pheramone over the internet-that I exude horniness. Well, fuck. I'm horny everyday and mix that with the exuberence of GOING THE FUCK HOME after a year and a half and plenty 'o alchol and even the normally reserved quiet sort like myself is going to come across a bit cavalier.
I think I'm still drunk.
Any one want to come over?
I haven't
drank like this since I was a private.
I've been drunk 3-4 times since Friday.
You wanna know what happens when I get drunk? Good, I'll tell you.
When I get drunk I want to kiss and make out.
Some of you may have noticed that I'm shedding extra amounts of pheramone over the internet-that I exude horniness. Well, fuck. I'm horny everyday and mix that with the exuberence of GOING THE FUCK HOME after a year and a half and plenty 'o alchol and even the normally reserved quiet sort like myself is going to come across a bit cavalier.
I think I'm still drunk.
Any one want to come over?
Sounds like fun. I'd love to be a fly on your wall about now.
Maybe there is just something in the air. I've had similar feelings lately.
And there is always "self abuse".
Have a safe trip home and don't go forgettin about me