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monsterjoe

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Sunday May 16, 2004

May 16, 2004
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SGNC ZOO TRIP

I'll start by saying how unbelievabley cool the SG world is. Should any one ever fuck up this vibe I wish a pox upon their genitals.

The North Carolina Zoo is definately worth the trip. It's the only zoological park I've ever been to that has bats and I was in fucking awe. The rest of the exhibits were modern and clean and seemed to strike a good balance between animal privacy and still giving visitors something to look at.

My favorite spots at the zoo were the bats, the snapping turtles out front, and those (almost) fucking giraffes.

Ok, I'm easily impressed, really. Those bats were not only cool because, well, they're bats, but at one point one of them was shimying up the back wall of the enclosure, useing it's winged claws so that the webbing was partly exposed, and looking around with it's big ears and jaws agape-FUCK! I was like, THAT'S FUCKING SICK DUDE! I was all into it.

The snapping turtles out front we saw on the way out. There must have been 6 or 7 regular old turtles, and then these 20 pound lookin' snappers that went after the chocolate brownie (cookie?) that jedisilentbob threw at them. Funny...I thought they ate meat. Anyway, there was also an ass load of fish swimming around that jumped out of the water trying to eat up randumb_thought's spit when he hawked it down at them.

The Giraffe's.

OK, it's like the 2nd or 3rd exhibit we see, and at first we're all watching the ostritches 'cause they're kinda cute with those long eyelashes and big brown eyes (hey, I think they're cute) and then the giraffe's walk up and we start gawking at them. Now, they weren't that interesting to begin with, but right as the group was moving away a few of us noticed that the male was following the female pretty close.

Of course we stopped and of course we waited because, fuck, part of the fun of going to the zoo is to see if the animals "do it" or to see if the monkeys will through poo at you or something. Anyway me and Dave were standing there waiting for this two horned romeo to mount up, when he starts sportn' some wood. Now that's REAL entertainment at the zoo. Even so, I was torn. I mean, I was caught between wanting to cheer him on and giving the poor guy some privacy.

I was aware of this vibe from the crowd that if the boy giraff actually scored the whole place was gonna get off. I told Dave that if everybody cheered it was gonna spoil the mood and the dude wasn't gonna get any. Watching the giraffe recalled memories of highschool. The poor chump was soo excited he started dribling and the girl just didn't seem into it.

*sigh*

I wanted to walk up and tell him that I knew how he felt. Boy, did I ever know how he must have felt.

Mad props to SGNC HQ. You guys are fuckn' rad for having the cookout at your place.

Oh, and thanks everyone for eating my meat with such gusto. It's always a pleasure when that happens. wink

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