I am a slave to the hole.
Sunday: I drove from Fredricksburg back to Fayetteville (3 1/2hrs) and was home no more than twenty minutes when I got an offer from a lady that I've been chatting with online. She lives 2hrs away, it was nine o'clock at night, and I had to be at work by 8 o'clock Monday. Did I go? You damn right. Did I rock when I got there? Fuckn' A. I got there at about 11:30 and didn't leave 'til 3:11. I drank red bulls and smoked reds (I hadn't smoked in a week) trying to stay awake, but I ended up pulling over into a McDonald's parking lot to sleep for about 40min.
Monday: I got back to my hotel room did the SS&S and went to work. I was a little grumpy, but managed to keep my wits until we had a class late in the afternoon. I started to nod when a "buddy" of mine slapped me in the face with a paper, laughed, and said "stay alert, stay alive." I punched him in the kidney and told him to fuck off. When I got off work I had to buy groceries, cash a check, and pick up my laundry. I made it back to my room put the yogurt in the 'fridge and died ontop of my bed with my boots still on.
40min of sleep in 31 hours just to get laid.
"Just?"
This is not the goofiest thing I have ever done just for some strange. I am not tantric. I do not worship the act of sex in any sort of religious sense, but I understand why some would. If any one were to try and break down my persona I'm sure there are variables and "risk factors" galore to explain the lengths I will go to and sheer freakiness of events I'm willing to put up with just to make it with women.
*sigh*
Even at the wisend age of 31 I know there are days that if some one pointed out some
over a cliff I would jump.
Heh, I have a lot of fun.
Sunday: I drove from Fredricksburg back to Fayetteville (3 1/2hrs) and was home no more than twenty minutes when I got an offer from a lady that I've been chatting with online. She lives 2hrs away, it was nine o'clock at night, and I had to be at work by 8 o'clock Monday. Did I go? You damn right. Did I rock when I got there? Fuckn' A. I got there at about 11:30 and didn't leave 'til 3:11. I drank red bulls and smoked reds (I hadn't smoked in a week) trying to stay awake, but I ended up pulling over into a McDonald's parking lot to sleep for about 40min.
Monday: I got back to my hotel room did the SS&S and went to work. I was a little grumpy, but managed to keep my wits until we had a class late in the afternoon. I started to nod when a "buddy" of mine slapped me in the face with a paper, laughed, and said "stay alert, stay alive." I punched him in the kidney and told him to fuck off. When I got off work I had to buy groceries, cash a check, and pick up my laundry. I made it back to my room put the yogurt in the 'fridge and died ontop of my bed with my boots still on.
40min of sleep in 31 hours just to get laid.
"Just?"
This is not the goofiest thing I have ever done just for some strange. I am not tantric. I do not worship the act of sex in any sort of religious sense, but I understand why some would. If any one were to try and break down my persona I'm sure there are variables and "risk factors" galore to explain the lengths I will go to and sheer freakiness of events I'm willing to put up with just to make it with women.
*sigh*
Even at the wisend age of 31 I know there are days that if some one pointed out some
over a cliff I would jump.
Heh, I have a lot of fun.
1. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
2. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
42
3. If you were stuck on an island and could have just 3 CD's which ones would they be?
i cant seem to think of anything witty to say...(meaning i looked it up on google and it didnt tell me...)
1. dr hook sloppy seconds
2. dr hook a little bit more
3. dead kennedys bedtime for democracy or sinead o conner best of.
4. Is my anus really on your leg?
i dont think you have ever sat on my lap, but.... if you anus looks like my tattoo you better go to a bottom dr.
SOON!
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Im glad you had fun.
[Edited on Nov 18, 2003 7:14AM]
As far as the pussy run goes, brother. You and i may have been seperated at birth and shit. I have done some of the stupitest shit you have ever heard of in your life just in the hopes of gettin' a little touch, and y'know what? I don't regret a second of it.